mthor

I'm not going to believe it until the toilet tells me so.

miner

I don't know what it would be in your state, but here we have the Office of the Aging - it's kind of like CPS for senior citizens. They may have suggestions as to what you can do if you suspect that she's being abused or exploited in any way, including financially. They may even be able to go in and do some kind of home assessment. Plus, you'll have your complaint on file with a government agency for when future problems arise. The only problem is that if your aunt is legally competent, she has the right to refuse any assistance.

nights

We used to pay the kid up the street a nickel to kiss dog poop.

jungle

So what happened to the radiology clinical?

sock

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craving

Zeni is going to be on this like flies on cow shit. (Unless he's in jail.)

The ones I've seen are maybe between 5 and 6 feet tall; I don't know what the maximum size would be - the nursery person could tell you better. To but a tree means that I made a typo; should have been buy.

Hey, don't knock it til you've tried it.

maybe

Not unless you can put up with Bingo Thursday nights, lots of fiber, and streaming Lawrence Welk 24/7. And you'd have to stay out of the Geritol. On the plus side, I get senior citizen discounts at Friendly's.

You do realize that you don't but a tree that's 9 to 12 feet tall, and that it's going to take a few years before you have petals on your path to the mail box.

You can't dictate how she wants to wash herself, but you can dictate how she does wash herself.

Please please please ban the autoplay and let me enjoy my declining years in relative peace.

dogs

square

type

Good luck with both - my step brother took Chantix and hasn't smoked in 10 years.

beverage

Sorry, dude - the only way to rule out a fracture is with an xray. I've seen people walk on broken feet and ankles and write with broken hands. Not necessarily well, but I have seen it done. Now get your ass around and call the doctor. You might want to call your insurance and make sure they cover chantix, too, and if so, for how long.