mthor

Happy birthday to whoever's birthday it is. (I don't do math.)

For prostate cancer awareness. Like the pink ribbons for breast cancer awareness, only more manly.

The ones I get are just donuts, and they don't cost any more than the other donuts. In fact, if you get two boxes (or mix and match them with the pumpkins spice donuts) it's 50 cents off a box.

The ones I get don't taste like apple jacks. They taste like cider, but not too much.

I feel like I should be wearing a beret and snapping my fingers.

Every time your cat brings you a gift, cut its little head off (the mouse's, not the cat's) and put it on a tiny pike in your front yard. That should scare them off.

My library minion and one of his friends are putting a dungeon together, and have asked me to play. Kind of nervous - I haven't played in a long time, and I don't know how these guys are going to feel about playing with somebody my age, but it will be interesting.

How would anybody know the difference?

I am as woke as I care to be, thank you. And it won't last long, because I'm thinking seriously about taking a nap.

And what you will get is coal in your stocking.

I find that it tends to be cheaper, too. Maybe not at the check out, but when you figure the cost per serving.

"Wisconsin: Well, here it is."

cat

No, there will be an interlude - they're not going to let him post from jail.

Don't get all sad - I'm pissed off on your behalf.

mat

Well, dammit, woman, tell him where the boundaries are and don't let him cross. Family, sort of family, or not family, it doesn't matter. If he's ignorant, then by all means enlighten him, but if he's making you uncomfortable enough so that you're willing to call it sexual harassment, you shouldn't have to put up with it.

If he's been harassing you on Facebook, why would you want to see him? For that matter, why don't you block him?

gang

Where?

Actually, you seem more like the chainsaw type.

what?

Hey! (Actually 4 out of 5 old housewives prefer Springer)

As myself. That's the scariest thing I can think of.