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mthor

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Everything posted by mthor

  1. You don't need a therapist, you need an ankle bracelet.
  2. How can you be sure that Canada will let you in?
  3. You just hang out with the wrong crowd.
  4. If 18 is the new 30, then 28 is the new 40
  5. There is a tiny redeeming quality to sponges' asshole: there is an educational aspect to it. I'll be damned if I know what that lesion is.
  6. You'd have to pay me, and there's just not enough money in the world.
  7. Being dumpy and rapidly sliding out of middle aged makes me a highly qualified judge of those qualities
  8. Yay - one hour left til I close, one page left on the Banned Book list. If I'd stop fooling around, those two things might actually coincide.
  9. You're almost middle-aged and dumpy, and heading rapidly down-hill.
  10. If you're crazy, it doesn't matter what your name is.
  11. If 22 year olds are cougars, then you'd better stock up on Viagra, grandpa.
  12. I admire a man who follows his dream.
  13. Don't you have FMLA? Bipolar disorder is covered.
  14. Actually, I am. We're even cordial these days. However, we haven't lived within 100 miles of each other since 2001. It's just that we're both too lazy and cheap to get a divorce. @midnight nice to meet you, disco's hubby!😀
  15. Call the shrink, now. In the future, fuck your mother. Acute psychosis is a psychiatric emergency.
  16. Women can be pedophiles, too. Sexist.
  17. "And all our yesterdays have but lighted fools..."
  18. Yeah, yeah, so I'm easy...
  19. I don't know - you ought to maybe speak to his supervisor, especially if it upset you that much. I think that @Athena 92 may be right, and if it's not a HIPAA violation, it's teetering right on the brink of being one.
  20. Hey! I live in West Bumfuck. It's a nice place.
  21. Oh, I'm so sorry - that really sucks. And I know - sometimes the family was worse than the patient. Does his ins cover respite care? Just something to think about when you get to the point where it's him or you.
  22. Put a stool in the shower and have him take a seat under the water. At least he'll get rinsed, and if he uses soap, it'll be a bonus. (seriously, a lot of old people are scared of falling in the shower or tub.)
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