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I don't know... I mean, anything that would stay on through any friction from clothing would be hard on skin, let alone mucous membranes. What's wrong with just keeping a honey bear in the nightstand (or in the glove box)? You kids and your specialized solutions.

You spent money on that? Shit, I got this bridge...

You didn't have Madison before. Screw what you want, you owe her the duty of being the best mother you can, and you can't do that off your meds.

Just stop thinking about any more kids. You can't afford to be off your meds.

A suppository or an enema?

She shouldn't hate it because of social standards, but she will hate it when the beetus catches her.

Best birthday present I ever got was when I turned 35 and got carded for butts.

Why is it gone already?

And I thought pinkeye sucked - Somehow, I wound up with a corneal abrasion. I'd rather have pinkeye.

True - a lot of women in their 40's have acne to to pre- and peri-menopausal hormone fluctuations.

Way to go! Just remember, the goal with young children is not to make them lose weight. It's to have them develop healthy eating habits and grow into their weight. (Cuties are healthy, but I like the darling clementines better, just for the name.)

Well, if they leave their car keys, you kind of have to let them.

Oh sweet Jebus, I don't have my glasses on, and I thought that that said urethra.

fuggs, please. You won't let the poor wage slave at Subway skimp on the onions without calling corporate. I don't believe that that is not exactly what you wanted done. It is kind of cute, though.

I've got chili cooking now, so it'll be ready tomorrow. Supper's at 6.

That's not zeni - he's too tall

Meh. Ghostie's channel is far more alpha, even without new content.

nice to see you.

My older daughter had good and bad - accelerated academics at her first elementary school, which was good, then "enrichment" (aka bullshit) at her second elementary school. Then accelerated academics in middle school.

Define AAP. When kids tell me they're taking AP courses, they're talking about courses for college credit. Madison is bright, but she's not taking AP courses.

There is no AP in 3rd grade. Does honor roll count when one's mom bullies one's teachers into raising one's grades?

Goddammit, I though I was done with assemblies when my kids graduated.

When my younger daughter and the grandkids were on Medicaid, their plan was administered by the same company that my husband's private insurance was through.

On an oddly coincidental note, my daughter texted me from work to tell me that there's a measles outbreak locally. But hey, who needs vaccines?

Kudasai the Konqueror