mthor

Were you a matador in a previous life?

Very cute. How is she doing with the rest of the menagerie?

That would be mine. Care to take it outside, Junior?

I have a recipe for a basic hot mustard, also a recipe for preparing horseradish. If you want them, let me know, and I'll PM them to you or disco.

Kegelspasms

I hope you're talking about the studzenina cooking - the first time I took care of a GI bleed, the smell made me flash back to Grandma making kiszka.

Yes, it does - as soon as you see it.

Kiszka?! Jesus Christ! We made a collection of my grandmother's recipes, and we did include it, but only for historical reasons. (I've also got her studzienina recipe, which will probably see the same amount of use.)

It can be like a hot dog - it just depends on when you twist and whose intestines you happen to be using.

And did you make sure that her fingers weren't crossed?

A1 sauce on cottage cheese.

Kegelspasms.

You're way too old to date the girls you pursue.

Not butterflies, vultures, like the ones that will be circling overhead after I react with my cat-like reflexes and my amazing right hook (Don't laugh. This is my 18 year old reaction because when I was 18, between making bread and splitting wood, I had arms you would have sold your soul for.)

It does usually take a while for liver problems to actually manifest. I'm guessing he won't start turning yellow until he's in his early to mid 50's.

I suppose, but it would seem like you'd be used to it by now. Maybe you need to have Madison jump on it for a while to break it in. 😁 Actually, maybe you need one of those padded mattress covers.

HOW DID YOU GET MY PICTURE? AND HOW DID YOU KNOW WHAT I WAS LOOKING AT??

And she's waiting for you.

Sure - especially if you tell her that you cause double damage if you use both hands.

Take it to rants. Seriously, if it keeps hanging on, you may want to see a doctor.I had a cough like that one winter.After 2 or 3 weeks of waiting for it to go away, I broke down and got seen - wound up with two inhalers and a course of prednisone. Turns out I had bronchitis. Take heed - I've never been a good example, but I excel at being a horrible warning.

Because it's basically useless.

@Zenigundam When are you going to change your avatar to ?

Granted, but the planet was Pluto. I want to have the power to win more than i spend on every lottery ticket I buy.

I love to see the Amish at Walmart. There's something so intrinsically wrong with watching the traditionally-garbed matrons checking out the tupperware.

Trivial Pursuit, but I warn you, when I play, it's a blood sport.