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Popsicles

On the body farm, peacefully dcomposing. At least, I hope so - I don't want to be that old.

I don't know, man. What are your chances of coming down with TB or Ebola or something else that requires quarantine before the affair? I realize that it's a benefit and everything, but it sounds like tap-dancing in a mine field would be easier than trying not to offend anybody and still be funny at this particular venue.

Isn't it enough to just lay the meat maxipad in the bottom of the packaging tray? I don't think it's going very far, and it will soak up the blood even if it isn't absolutely centered. Attaching it with Gorilla glue makes it extremely unpleasant and almost impossible to remove when it's time to recycle.

Well, you never would believe where those Keebler cookies come from...

Uphill.

Ice cubes. If I had valiums, they'd be asleep, or I wouldn't care, or both.

It's keeping them out of my hair. They chase them around on the floor and chew on them.

That's what I figured, but the last time I had a dog was back when it was still ok to give them chocolate. They apparently changed the rules. They're about 4 months old, so they have baby teeth. I don't know if they're born with them either.

Just curious. I mean, I'd give them Valium, but I don't have any.

@katt_goddess @viperxmns @Admin_Raptorpat Could whoever finds this first please help? Thanks! Not trying to be snarky, it's just so you get more answers than abuse.

Shouldn't you ask this in Anime or Toonami? I mean, if you want actual answers.

Or if you're easily distra - oops, is that a bird?

It doesn't need to be done, and it doesn't need to be done here.

Ageist. I mean, I'd talk to you, even if you are just a little whippersnapper.

I didn't say I'd read him Vogon poetry...I mean, there's always Edgar Guest.

I thought that that was mayonnaise.

Yay common core! It's currently driving me to drink. PS. Thanks - I'd have never thought to google that shit.

Vogons, you culturally insensitive oaf. Do you need to listen to some poetry?

That's why I kept it next to the bed - it was heavier than a baseball bat, and had a couple of prongs sticking out that looked like they'd do some fair damage.

I still have the key from mine. I don't know what happened to the club itself - I used to keep it next to the bed when I lived in my apartment.

I hate when that happens - the paperwork is an absolute nightmare.

It's not that they didn't notice, it's that they know that complaining will bring about a series of rationalizations even more noxious and irritating than the smoke itself.

Or are you Jewish?

Don't question Shatner. That man is an absolute working machine.