I hated my middle name so much that when I got married, I dropped it. Now I use my maiden name as a middle name, especially considering the juxtaposition of my Slavic name with my husband's Gaelic one - infinitely more fun.
Benadryl will make one hallucinate. It does, however, require a metric fuck-ton of them. And it's difficult to walk the fine line between "make one hallucinate" and "make one seize."