mthor

#goals#ambition#getajobneckbeard

Happy Birthday!🎂

I think "get a room" no matter what what gender or genders the consenting adults involved are, but I'm odd that way.

Ah. All the compassion I would have expected from someone who is so emotionally and intellectually above the rest of us.

Be nice. And tell your therapist to be nice, or at least, professional. It's entirely possible that your mom has undiagnosed bipolar - there is a strong hereditary component, and some of her behaviors that you've described in the past suggest it.

That doesn't really boil down to "stop caring about this dumb job."

This...didn't happen. Or if it did, it wasn't for the reason given.

Barbie stilettos are worse.

When it hatches.

That's almost unfair to Packard. He at least isn't trying to turn a message board into a blog.

My older one took the SATs under a program like that when she was in 6th or 7th grade. I don't remember much coming of it beyond a lot of junk mail, but it's been 20 years, and I'm sure it looked good at the time.

Or conspiracy? Hm.

By that logic, you should never blame anything on being bipolar again - you're just a grown person doing what you want to do.

Points for creativity.

This kind of answer makes me feels good about the next generation.

I did not spend 12 years working ER without learning how ridiculous people can be. Pepper shaker in your butt, anyone?

You're being awfully optimistic about your fellow human beings. Now not only can there be stupid challenges, there can be stupid accidents resulting from people either trying to make their own from scratch, or trying to drain Tide pods and fill them up with liquor.

Carbon monoxide. It was great; I never knew what hit me. One minute, I'm watching Josh Bernstein and Zahi Hiwass discuss the pyramids, next minute, I'm in the hospital. No pain, nothing....next time, they can wait a few more days.

Walt Disney's head was cryogenically preserved, and is stored somewhere in the tunnel complex underneath Disney World, awaiting the day when it can be revived and attached to a new body.

Thanks again for this! We've been recording all of the Godzilla & Co movies for the kids. (It's important for them to learn that if it doesn't look like a guy in an awkward rubber suit, it's not the real thing.)

Squash.

Oh, I'm so happy you changed it back! I love Andre Toulon.

That Scotch was invented by a little old lady from Minsk.

You would be the world's worst serial killer. They're supposed to wind up dead, not listening to screams. Amateur.