mthor

You're being awfully optimistic about your fellow human beings. Now not only can there be stupid challenges, there can be stupid accidents resulting from people either trying to make their own from scratch, or trying to drain Tide pods and fill them up with liquor.

Carbon monoxide. It was great; I never knew what hit me. One minute, I'm watching Josh Bernstein and Zahi Hiwass discuss the pyramids, next minute, I'm in the hospital. No pain, nothing....next time, they can wait a few more days.

Walt Disney's head was cryogenically preserved, and is stored somewhere in the tunnel complex underneath Disney World, awaiting the day when it can be revived and attached to a new body.

Thanks again for this! We've been recording all of the Godzilla & Co movies for the kids. (It's important for them to learn that if it doesn't look like a guy in an awkward rubber suit, it's not the real thing.)

Squash.

Oh, I'm so happy you changed it back! I love Andre Toulon.

That Scotch was invented by a little old lady from Minsk.

You would be the world's worst serial killer. They're supposed to wind up dead, not listening to screams. Amateur.

Well, I'd kind of like my own cooking show...

Just stop. For one, I kind of doubt that he falls under their jurisdiction. For two, they have real criminals to deal with. One of my brothers is an FBI agent; he's 10 years younger than I am, but looks about the same age as me as a result of dealing with real predators (he works computer crime). If I told him to keep an eye on Zeni, he'd laugh, and then he'd hit me, which I'd rather he didn't, since he's got a black belt or whatever it is you get in tae kwan do.

Source?

Happy birthday!

Hey, Frank's is good stuff. The preferred hot sauce of geriatrics.

Meh, story of my life.

You....really....think..... I....have.....videos?😨

Don't worry - I have yet to post a picture of my face, much less my naughty bits in action.

Ageist. Sex is better after menopause because there's no fucking (so to speak) chance of an unwanted pregnancy, and no need to plan a rendezvous around one's period.

Ssshhhh! Don't tell all my secrets! 😉

Everybody else keeps themselves together. There are more bipolars on this board than you know; I can think of half a dozen right off the top of my head besides fuggs and boo and me.

Well, there goes sleeping for the next week or so...

Every time the guy who is supposed to be Bela Lugosi, but isn't, skulks across the screen, you have to drink.

B-b-but those aren't Halloween candies.

The first time I saw the original Night of the Living Dead, it was scary as hell. The original, made-for-TV Don't Be Afraid of the Dark, is really creepy, too.

Ah. Much better. I'm still confused, but at least I'm confused in the right place.

I remember watching that. I remember the doll, too.