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Mine too, although 30 is way in the rearview mirror. Happy birthday to us!

Then stop disseminating faulty information... Most of the decreased risks of female reproductive cancers and breast cancers from childbearing only apply to grand multiparas (women who have had 5 or more babies). And it has no effect on cervical cancer, which is the 4th most common cancer diagnosed in women world wide.

My mother had 7 babies and still died from cancer.

It does work better, but I love the smell of Ben Gay.

I have thread ideas, but none of you damned kids want to talk about the best type of Bingo dabber or which is better, Ben Gay or Icy Hot.

How lovely that you let your 9 year old post in the same forum where you berate others for their lack of sexual activity and post photos of your genitalia.

Oh, no, honey. I'd dismember you and serve your liver with fava beans and a nice Chianti.

I'm not sure what you should do, but I have a somewhat similar problem. A l33t hacker is threatening to send screenshots of the porn I watch to all my contacts unless I send him bitcoins. Also, he's going to take control of my computer. Oh, dear. What shall I do?

Meh, some people bungee jump.

Don't be discouraged if you can't maintain that rate of loss. Just keep on working at it. And congrats!

Mom needs to dust.

Not stupid, just kids. Avoiding walls and furniture aren't their highest priorities.

It shows up in herbal blends occasionally, along with herbs like chamomile, skullcap, hibiscus, and valerian; usually in "sleepy-time" type blends.

I'm not sure what exactly a craft soda is, but our local brewery does a root beer that is to die for. For years, they only made it for the brewery tours (at the end, adults got a real beer, kids got a root beer), but they finally started bottling it. As good as on tap, and without another lecture on hops.

I have days like that.

That's exactly where my older one did exactly the same thing when she was three. Scar's visible, but not grossly disfiguring or anything (of course, this is after 30 years...oof.) As long as they kept the eyebrow lined up, it'll just be a cool scar.

I have been sober for so fucking long that Sterno and antifreeze are starting to look good.

Only one ticket to Paradise. https://www.nytimes.com/2019/09/13/arts/music/eddie-money-dead.html

Are you really?

Well, it leaned more towards porn than erotica.

They clash with the bedding.

Whose dream? Hers or yours?