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No prob. If she gives you a hard time, make her read a book about Louis Pasteur or Josef Lister or Ignaz Semmelweis. She may not believe them either, but at least she can't read and ask questions at the same time.

Tell her that she's thinking of mold. Bacteria and viruses live everywhere, even in the extreme conditions of space; in fact, there are those that thrive and become more virulent in what we would consider unlivable conditions. Also, in inhospitable conditions, bacteria can become dormant until conditions improve (they're then referred to as spores). A bacterial spore on cold metal can wake up to happiness when one's face gets rubbed on it.

There's no such thing as a free lunch.

Hm. I wonder if Masterpiece Theatre is on. Nothing on ITV since they yanked Jeremy Kyle.

Hugs, and brace yourself.

There is a very strong resemblance.

Why did you change the title?

So to speak.

Feral cats have better taste.

I would imagine that it would depend on exactly how you mean that.

On the up side, the bird shit is all on his side of the building. One can only hope that they start roosting on his windowsill in anticipation.

Fish gotta swim, birds gotta fly, and sometimes the lion's gotta roar.

Are you sure you want to? That malt liquor smell is never coming out of the upholstery, especially if he pukes.

He can only go if there's a bus stop nearby.

Almost no one words properly any more. Noah Webster is rotating in his grave.

Not necessarily. I have a 30 year old gold crown on one of my molars, and I haven't had any problems with that tooth since the day it was put on.

Except that he'd drink both of them.

A random mention of Chris Chan.

Only if you can't remember the words.

What happened to the blue?

Or when the music in the supermarket sounds really really good.

That's because you're not

If you had a sandwich, you can probably thank both of them.

It's not the vows that you should worry about, it's the pre-nup