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Take it to - where are we supposed to take this because it doesn't really belong here again?

I have the same problem with my cats.

I use this as my ring tone during October.

It's actually a great little piece, and probably deserves a much better franchise.

Happy Birthday! Are you actually as old as Scooby Doo?

Amen.

I miss rosebud.

The original and still the best.

Sally. Sally was my mother in law's name. She was the only Sally I've ever known, but now just hearing the name sets my teeth on edge. It's so tainted that if I ever meet another one, I'll probably walk away without giving her a chance, just because.

But that's just business as usual.

That is an insight.

You really are desperate.

You don't understand because a) you're normal and b) you don't have a clinical background. I mean, while my areas of specialty don't include psych per se, I have been around long enough to encounter some majorly fucked-up individuals. Take care of a Munchausen's for a few days, and one comes to realize the lengths that an ill person will go to for attention. Compared to somebody who is willing to rub feces into an iv site in order to prolong a hospital stay, she's an amateur at attention-seeking.

Everything you touch, you destroy.

Allergies aren't from us killing the planet. They're from the planet trying to kill us. (Self-defense all the way, Your Honor.)

Beg to differ. Rye or pumpernickel - the sourness contrasts perfectly with the sweetness of the jelly and the mild saltiness of the peanut butter.

Rye also is the best for PBJs.

What you walked into was fuggs posting about 10% of a fact and me being unable to deal with ghostie before being adequately caffeinated. Now you know.

Don't toy with me, child.

You're late - I've been eligible for a while now.

Then reply to her. Better yet, don't - go make a video. Your loyal subscribers (including me) wait in despair.

He can still piss off if he can't learn to reply appropriately. His post immediately followed mine, and I'm too fucking old to read his mind.

Piss off, ghostie. If I posted them, you wouldn't read them anyway.