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No, Who's on first.

No. What is the name of the man on 3rd base.

And here I thought that it was H.H. Holmes.

Congratulations! 🎉

Goddammit, ghostie, the only reason I gave you a thumbs up was because you finally made a video. I still have no idea about whether I want to see this.

My parents are dead.

Shatner turned 90 today, and this is all you've got?

Lived in Florida for 15 years. Trailer parks are tornado magnets.

I've fallen, and I can't get up.

🍻🎂🍻

Tin foil won't help, but moving into a double wide may.

It would be easier if I were, but no, I'm riding herd on Dexter. He has a tendency to watch Minecraft videos during class.

Belated 🍻🎂🍻! (I guess this makes it more like happy birth week than happy birth day, but what the hey.)

🍻🎂🍻 Sorry I'm late, but 3rd grade ain't gonna pass itself.

Blueberry, please, and I'll bring the syrup.

Tomorrow marks the one year anniversary of Dexter and DeeDee's school going to remote learning. Jesus wept, I am really tired of this.

I've gotten some used stuff really cheap - like less than $ 1 - on Amazon, but I was looking for specific authors and titles. Don't know how that would work if you were just browsing.

Cool. Nothing like a ruptured spleen and disordered clotting... except that if you'd ruptured it, you'd have been dead last night. Maybe it's a splenic hematoma. And maybe it's just trauma review time again.

Meh, I look at it as a chance to review liver pathology. It's a good workout for my questionable brain. And now I get thoracic trauma as well...I probably owe Zeni a debt of gratitude for helping me to stave off dementia for another day.

I wonder if he has varices...

No. To be quite honest, I never really saw the appeal.

That is a most excellent question.

I have jumper cables. Don't tempt me.

Fuck you. I personally am about as anonymous as they come.