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This really offends my inner librarian. Fun fact for the day: There are no articles (a, an, or the) in Russian.

Is now.

This is Rebecca (Zeni's significant other):

Never forget to go to the bathroom before you leave the house.

I don't care if Ebola and AIDS have a baby, I'm not doing fourth grade.

No. Fight me.

That explains a great deal.

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You're slipping. Don't make me want to find out if your clotting functions have returned to normal.

Goddammit, here we go again! THIS IS NOT THE YUMMY TACO THREAD! THIS IS HATERS & COMPLAINERS! IT'S FOR ONE-OFF GRIPES, NOT DISCUSSION OF SOMETHING THAT SOUNDS DELICIOUS! TAKE IT TO FOOD, PEOPLE!

I know this, and the origin of this because I had preteen children when the movie first came out, and listened to countless repetitions of it when we got the tape, while said children were still preteens. Why do you know it? Also, ixnay, oronmay.

Yes, by a nun when I was in college. Part of the reason I went AWOL from the army of Christ. Have you ever gone to a cemetery alone at night?

J&J yesterday. Got a free scratch off with it. Tired, achy, and disappointed because I didn't win anything today.

Meat is a harsh mistress.

"I know my body" are the four words I used to dread the most.

Candles are nice, or oil lamps.

Packard threads have topics?

But does it smell?

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I understand that you want your lawn green and lovely, and that it hasn't rained in a while, but watering the pavement is not the answer.

They did that a lot - just off the top of my head, William Campbell played Commander Koloth in "The Trouble with Tribbles" and Squire Trelane in "The Lonely Squire of Gothos."

Depends on what you're doing with (to?) it.

I'd volunteer, but I'm too busy trying to pass 3rd grade.