mthor

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So what is the question?

What day do you think it is?

Look, the fridge is busted, and I've got nitro sweating all over the kitchen table. You will take what I give you and be happy with it.

You mean like flakes of dried bleach sprinkled on clothes or liquid bleach spilled on clothes and allowed to dry? Are we doing this on purpose, or is this something we have done and are seeking an explanation for? Or is this a hypothetical exercise? Are we seeking knowledge, or are we bored? So many questions...

cry

lights

No clue. I get ads for cancer drugs, diabetes drugs, and VPNs.

letters

Kitchen

I have that problem when I've been binging Hell's Kitchen - if I go to sleep with it still on, I dream about Gordon Ramsey screaming at me all night.

Nixon got shit done.

Pac Man

Dexter's teacher assured the class that Santa got the vaccine.

Well, then, carry on. But hurry - your channel listing has cobwebs all over it.

ping pong

If you spent more time working on videos for your YouTube channel, you wouldn't have time to be scrutinizing ribbons and medals in Godzilla movies. And you'd have more important things to think about (unless, of course, the topic of one of those videos was medals and ribbons in Godzilla movies).

cheese

More like a Polish dill as opposed to a kosher dill?

Sounds promising.

darn

Just curious.

shot

He's basically got that now.

IDK, ghostie, why the military anyway? Is it patriotism, the desire to belong to a group, a change of scenery, the guns, or what?