mthor

No clue. I get ads for cancer drugs, diabetes drugs, and VPNs.

letters

Kitchen

I have that problem when I've been binging Hell's Kitchen - if I go to sleep with it still on, I dream about Gordon Ramsey screaming at me all night.

Pac Man

Dexter's teacher assured the class that Santa got the vaccine.

Well, then, carry on. But hurry - your channel listing has cobwebs all over it.

ping pong

If you spent more time working on videos for your YouTube channel, you wouldn't have time to be scrutinizing ribbons and medals in Godzilla movies. And you'd have more important things to think about (unless, of course, the topic of one of those videos was medals and ribbons in Godzilla movies).

cheese

More like a Polish dill as opposed to a kosher dill?

Sounds promising.

darn

Just curious.

shot

He's basically got that now.

IDK, ghostie, why the military anyway? Is it patriotism, the desire to belong to a group, a change of scenery, the guns, or what?

I doubt he'd get far enough through the induction procedure to qualify for a discharge, more like a "Sorry, nice try." But he asked a question, and I answered to the best of my limited ability.

Call a recruiter and ask. Or lie on your application. How much longer do you have, anyway? You're getting kind of old (not to be mean - believe me, I'd love to go back to a day when 30-ish seemed kind of old).

horse

Sumo

What's your PT/PTT like these days, Zeni? How many bruises am I going to leave when I hit you with a rolled up newspaper?

You said that he had no redeeming qualities. I submit that a strong work ethic is a redeeming quality.

Shut up. Shatner has a work ethic like nobody else I've ever seen. He may be an asshole, but he's a hard-working asshole - at 89. Man will be fucking 90 in March, and he still is making bad infomercials and being paid to over emote.

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