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Well, of course. Menstrual blood will make plows rusty, fields barren, and cause livestock to miscarry.

Sorry, no ham. You're stuck with PBJ.

That's bad for your liver.

Beer or hard cider, like one every 6 months (I'm a cheap date.)

I don't know if it's normal, but it took me quite a while to get over losing my job at the doctor's office; I'd been there 6 weeks shy of 10 years. It passes, though, about the time you get another job.

Sell the drugs, but keep the job - for both benefits and a cover story.

I think - but do some research. because I'm not sure - that Tagamet, zantac, or prilosec (or maybe one of the other PPI's) has been implicated in false positives for pot in UDS's.

I hope you were nice to him when you were kids.

*Dystopia? Dystonia is a neuro-muscular syndrome that can result in abnormal movements or abnormal postures.

One should be precise when dealing with the undead; it can really make a difference.

Actually, Jesus was more of a lich.

Credit where credit is due; that was cute.

Cause when you're standing oh so near, I kinda lose my mind yeah.

Thanks, but tomorrow is family. I personally am waiting for Walpurgisnacht.

Waifu is probably too old for Zeni.

A waste of chocolate and a waste of leeks.

It ain't the age, it's the attitude.

It's quite lovely, but is it legal to keep endangered species as pets? I mean, unless you get another one of the opposite sex, you're taking it out of the gene pool.

I love bikers. I used to work in an ER just north of Daytona, and the bikers were always so pleasant and polite, even when they were really messed up and/or in pain. The common feeling among the staff was that we'd rather have a dozen bikers than one snotty little spring breaker.

You can call her what you want, but in all of the paperwork and in court, she will be called a "minor child." Or just a "minor."

How can they relate to you? Most of them have kept a job longer, and aren't drunk 24/7. BTW - if you get stopped for a DUI tomorrow, most states impose additional charges for having a minor child in the car.

In many countries, it's legal to fuck little girls, provided you marry them first, but that doesn't make it any less perverted. Perverts aren't necessarily criminals; sometimes they're just perverts.

As well you should, perv.

No. No, it is not.