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Actually, Jesus was more of a lich.

Credit where credit is due; that was cute.

Cause when you're standing oh so near, I kinda lose my mind yeah.

Thanks, but tomorrow is family. I personally am waiting for Walpurgisnacht.

Waifu is probably too old for Zeni.

A waste of chocolate and a waste of leeks.

It ain't the age, it's the attitude.

It's quite lovely, but is it legal to keep endangered species as pets? I mean, unless you get another one of the opposite sex, you're taking it out of the gene pool.

I love bikers. I used to work in an ER just north of Daytona, and the bikers were always so pleasant and polite, even when they were really messed up and/or in pain. The common feeling among the staff was that we'd rather have a dozen bikers than one snotty little spring breaker.

You can call her what you want, but in all of the paperwork and in court, she will be called a "minor child." Or just a "minor."

How can they relate to you? Most of them have kept a job longer, and aren't drunk 24/7. BTW - if you get stopped for a DUI tomorrow, most states impose additional charges for having a minor child in the car.

In many countries, it's legal to fuck little girls, provided you marry them first, but that doesn't make it any less perverted. Perverts aren't necessarily criminals; sometimes they're just perverts.

As well you should, perv.

No. No, it is not.

Chrischan

Don't pay for zquil. Get yourself some generic benadryl - same thing, loads cheaper.

Hang on to the stun gun - the road to mental health is bumpy and frequently doubles back on itself.

Not for long, Grandpa. You had quite the bit of snow on the rooftop in the last video that you didn't wear your hat in. (BTW, how's the hairline?)

You'll find out if you start dying your hair.

As your hair grows out, the grey will start to show at the roots. Tacky.

Don't forget to keep your roots touched up.

The Whole Death Catalog by Harold Schechter. I love his books about historical serial killers (I found the quote in my sig in his book about Albert Fish), and death has always been interesting to me - after all, it' is the great equalizer.

Yeah, yeah...which is why Zeni might recognize it.

You've mentioned 80's music - surely you've heard