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I feel the same way when the neighbors start mowing the lawn.

I will cheer, but I will not wave pom poms.

People who say "nucular" instead of "nuclear."

Cool! Now I can get my own show on TLC.

Silly rabbit.

Cool - the way the veins are, they look like some kind of pottery.

Fundies covered in ice cream?

scabies Also, chthonic - what is that? I mean I know what it is, but a word shouldn't start with that many consonants.

Kakashi Hatake

1) Find some cute, comfortable shoes that fit. 2) Finish the spare bedroom 3) Lose 30 lbs. 5) Win the lottery.

No, they weren't. It was a while, but it wasn't a full 24 hours.

Well, I can do that, but you're a little young for me.

Who's Drake?

What it does is potentiate the pain-killing effects of opiates while simultaneously suppressing the nausea that is often a side effect. Vistaril (hydroxizine) is often used for the same purpose. And it can mess you up - when I was in labor with my second, they gave me Phenergan because I was puking so much. That shit hit me so hard that I kept falling asleep between contractions, and seeing as they were two to three minutes apart, I was fairly impressed.

Turtles aren't very exciting. Get her a shark. Or a boa constrictor. Or a lion.

Not yet.

Turtles carry salmonella.

Don't ask questions that you don't want answered.

That's not a man bun. That's like a man tic tac. You may want to wait a bit before you try this again.

Now don't knock bugs - 100% lean protein.

Yeah - my sister gave me an UP - it's like a fit bit, and when you log in what you eat, it lists all that. Handy, because they put me on cholesterol med, and I want to get it down far enough so that I can get off them...I need another pill like I need a hole in the head.

Kitchen's closed for the night. You want a sandwich, make it yourself. And put the damn mayonnaise back in the fridge.

If you don't want to be that guy, then why are you being him?