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Was this really necessary? :'(

I don't care if they use their bare hands. (although it might be simpler to tell the staff.)

Have you seen burn marks? Everybody knows that you don't smell smoke until you notice the burn marks.

No. "There," as in "There are not any," or "There are none."

There aren't any.

You don't get to do the silly stuff because you're good at the serious stuff.

Goldfinger. Sean Connery wears one. And even he looks silly.

I prefer that to the ones who flush it, and leave it plugged. Especially when you walk in the stall and realize that you've stepped in a puddle of somebody else's mess. The ones who don't flush have made self-flushing toilets a god-send

True. Real doctors can legally pronounce someone dead. In fact, depending on the state and the circumstances, even RN's can pronounce someone dead. But chiropractors can't.

Oh, dear. Anyone who wears one of those should be on disability for terminal fashion impairment.

No, thank you. I once found a (thankfully) unused panty liner in a book I was checking in. It probably wasn't as bad, but it still kind of startled me.

And then what?

Are those your fingernails?

https://www.bustle.com/p/where-to-get-red-lobster-cheddar-biscuit-lip-balm-because-yes-thats-a-thing-now-56231

Yay!

Thought so. That explains a lot. It doesn't excuse anything, not for fuggs or Phillies or me - or you. But it does explain a lot. I understand that you don't take the meds - we've all got med horror stories. I hate them - I miss the rush of energy and creativity that comes with hypomania. But man, you've got to do something. You're young, you're reasonably intelligent, you've got skills, and you're reasonably personable. But you are so fucking erratic; yes, it's due to cycling, but most people can't tolerate it. You're going to lose jobs, friends, lovers, and self-respect - if you haven't already. Please, for your own sake, do what you have to do to take care of yourself, even if you hate it. And dammit, listen when I lecture - I'm old enough to date your father.

Sorry. This is one of my vegan days.

That's a Harry.

Good thing you do, because I don't.

No. All cats are Pussy.

You look much better as Kudasai.

Thanks, but no thanks. That's pretty much what I'm married to, plus he's got great benefits.

Fuck you. That's what the guys I dated looked like during the disco era.