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Why not?

No - he's more the kind to wake up in a bathtub full of ice with "CALL 911" written in lipstick on the mirror. He'll lose his kidneys before he gets a chance to sell them.

Lon Chaney Sr was amazing

It's always good to have some set aside for bail and a lawyer, too.

You know, if you act this stupid for long enough, you won't be able to stop - that is, if you're able.

You watch silent movies? I wouldn't have given your attention span that much credit.

"It rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again." (Quote from Zeni's role model)

My brain hurts now.

*Judas

But then your butt will be all wet.

I hate that 2 hours on the operating table did what decades of being a direct care giver and hauling on landwhales did not - my back is messed up.

I thought that this was going to be about an infestation of pigeons.

Not on bagpipes, I hope.

Sure he has. Lots of times, in his mind.

Oh, God, I'm dyin' Hunting season can't come soon enough.

A Patreon - Hell is a work in progress.

You may be younger, but I'd rather jump Jack Nicholson. Hell, when I was your age, I'd have rather jumped Jack Nicholson. Or Al Pacino, a really short old man who still does better with chicks than you do.

I would imagine that it has more to do with frozen ground than lack of respect.

You're not in the same age group. You're almost 27. She may be 18 or she may be 15. The generation doesn't matter; most people take exception to pervs trying to pick up young girls on their way home from school.

If I were you, I'd be more concerned about him calling the cops.

She looks like she has no toes, just points on the end of her feet.

Like a chocolate chip cookie. When he was in high school, I could have been arrested for the other kind.