Sadly, no. It's a small house - damned if I know why the builder put in an intercom - and you can hear the user's actual voice better than you can hear it over the speaker.
Yes. ;D
My favorite place to get them is at the dollar store - you can get for or five really bad movies for cheap. (I got a disc with the first five Puppet Master movies for only $2 - that's 40 cents a movie, which is about what they're worth.)
No...no...my meds are back at therapeutic levels, so I don't really hate anyone or anything, except eyeballs.
Wow, will you look at that crack in the sidewalk? Wow!
No - he's more the kind to wake up in a bathtub full of ice with "CALL 911" written in lipstick on the mirror. He'll lose his kidneys before he gets a chance to sell them.