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not in this case.

Not very much.

They're not coming to kill you, but if you answer it, the phone will emit a power blast of infreasound that will turn your brain to pudding. So no, strictly speaking, they're not coming to kill you, they're trying to kill you.

No way in hell.

that, or he spent the evening in the ER after one of his students took a swing at him.

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No, no. Once it turns white, it's permanent.

He might have been, but I wonder about now - he's doing commercials for the General. Granted, the only time I've watched TV in the past two years was when I was at my daughter's for 6 weeks, so maybe he's got something else going on, but playing second fiddle to an animated guy wearing an army helmet, selling cut-rate car insurance?)

Seriously - he has as much grey as I do, and I'm old enough to be his mother.

It looks like your hairline is receding, and you're getting thin on the top already. And no, they won't think you're supernatural. They'll think you're old.

Oh, it will, if it doesn't fall out first.

Choosing a shitty part in a shitty movie does imply a lack of attendant thought process.

Be careful - you're his next stalkee.

Yeah, I know what you mean - if a med lists weight gain as a possible side effect, I WILL gain weight.

Well, there's always depo, but that will pile the weight on. Or Seasonale - it's a birth control pill that lets you get by with 4 periods a year.

Shaq may not be that stupid, but then again, he did star in Kazaam.

It may not be the right word, but she has a point. The alternative is menopause , which will leave you with saggy boobs, wrinkles, hot flashes, and possibly facial hair.

Look, perv, you're the one who's chasing my 6 year old granddaughter's generation. With degenerates like you out there, of course I've got grey hair.

What would John Travolta and Uma Thurman have done without you? RIP.

They were Premarin. Say hello to your feminine side.

I've seen 95 or 96 pretty consistently, but then again, it's hard to tell at the end/beginning of a generation. I know I've been claiming gen x status for years, although depending on your source, I may be a boomer. Edit: My husband is a Boomer, and I have told him repeatedly that his generation remembers where they were when John Kennedy was shot, and mine remembers where they were when John Lennon was shot.

My pussies are all home now - if I didn't have to work, we would. ;D

So you're lurking at playgrounds again? The birthdates for Gen Z are roughly 1995-2012. That means that most of gen z is under 18, perv. Adjust your terminology accordingly.

That is such a pain. My mother in law used to do that - just about drove me to drink. She didn't live near us (thank God), but she'd come down for a couple of weeks 3 or 4 times a year, totally override me, and turn the kids into brats. I guess it worked out in the end - I learned how not to be a grandmother.

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