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Is that why mice can be found in ovens?

That exists? 🤯

I actually have a dvd of The Final Sacrifice - I'm saving that and Manos for Halloween proper.

I used to eat pbj for lunch 5 days a week. They're easy to store, go well with coffee, and, if you use a reasonably hearty bread, are surprisingly satisfying. (Plus,seeing as you're having a legume and grain, you get the whole complimentary amino acid thing going on.) Now I'm hungry for a pbj on rye.

Thank you ! They'll be delighted!

Well, that was useless. They didn't have ketchup chips back then.

So, theoretically, one should never indulge in pumpkin spice while wearing a white dinner jacket?

If you remember that the Internet is just a series of tubes, it makes perfect sense.

*wakes up, looks around* When did we invade Canada? And can we bring back ketchup chips?

Punctuation is our friend.

Not as angry as Xmas decorations in mid-October.

Yes. The Tasty Human flavored cat treats are out again.

🎂🎉🎂🎊🎂 Cake for all!

Nah. Reptiloids.

DeeDee's fourth day of high school - eight fights, one gun falling out of somebody's pocket. She's all excited - one of her friends got video.

Now my brain hurts.

Congratulations - you have the same birthday as my brother (well, one of them)! Happy birthday to both of you! (PS, sorry if this is a duplicate thread, but one can never have too many happy birthday wishes.)

Meatloaf is good, Salisbury steak is good, SOS is good. It's hard to go wrong with hamburger, unless you helper it. When did it become existential?

I didn't even know that Sept 8 was a thing. My sponsor will be so proud.

Once upon a time, in the dim, dark days of the '00s, I used to call my older daughter on Saturday nights and say, "It's 9:00. Do you know where your convicts are?" ( I used to get the Naruto mangas on interlibrary loan, and almost every time I returned them, they'd be on hold for an inmate at a correctional facility. So we figured that the convicts had to be in the tv lounge, watching Naruto on Toonami.)

We couldn't get that lucky.

Thank you! I'm not explaining why.

What is the name of that really horrible Sean Connery movie where he wears the fluorescent banana hammock with suspenders?

What?😖

🎉🍻🎂🍻🎊