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Happy birthday. Hide the evidence.

My power is staying awake and having my hands shake so much that I can vibrate my enemies into submission. My color scheme is cafe au lait and mocha.

Something something one-armed man...When were you ever ASMB Golden Boy?

No. That's only for subscribers to his channel.

Well, shit happens.

Why not? It makes more sense than poking your eye out.

No. Just wear an eye patch. Pirates used to do it so that when they went from sunlight to the relative darkness of the inside of a ship, they could flip up the patch and it was easier to adjust to the darkness. At least, that's what they said on Mythbusters.

Bet it tastes like chicken.

' What? It's not like I put the creepy spider thing up.

Thank you. It's the least disturbing of my collection.

Random demon, but succubus will work for a night terror.

6/10. You need a pumpkin with a Scoob face on it.

Even then, it's a lot of effort, and one of the most ineffective places to use, even if it did work in a matter of seconds for that guy in Quo Vadis.

See? I knew that shit was toxic.

Yay!

Well, let your doc know, anyway. S/he probably has more to offer than I do, and Madison doesn't need to see this - or the ensuing crash.

You've been up all night, if you're talking the way you're posting, you're having pressured speech, you're a tad irritable...it may be time to call your doc and perhaps take A (single) kpin. You might be getting just a tad manic. And no slitting your wrists - it's messy and generally ineffective, unless you're cutting for the sake of cutting.

Bucket?

Yay giant bugs! I hope that comes to a museum near the kids - Dexter and DeeDee would get a real kick out of it (not to mention me.)