mthor

Well, dammit, woman, tell him where the boundaries are and don't let him cross. Family, sort of family, or not family, it doesn't matter. If he's ignorant, then by all means enlighten him, but if he's making you uncomfortable enough so that you're willing to call it sexual harassment, you shouldn't have to put up with it.

If he's been harassing you on Facebook, why would you want to see him? For that matter, why don't you block him?

gang

Where?

Actually, you seem more like the chainsaw type.

what?

Hey! (Actually 4 out of 5 old housewives prefer Springer)

As myself. That's the scariest thing I can think of.

Starting an all-day movie marathon with Satanic Rites of Dracula. Yay Hammer Films!

It's bad in terms of literary merit, but great in terms of sales.

You are ALIEN. A compelling classic that mixes sci-fi and horror, you truly revolutionized two genres at once. You epitomize one of the most frightening monsters of all time, and, yet, people just can't resist watching you. You surprise even the most cynical. Remember, in space, no one can hear you scream!

cold hard cash

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVeG1PxKIAs

You're a Vampire! You're mysterious and like to dwell in dark places. A hopeless romantic, you're always looking for new interactions. You're can be manipulative, but you're just trying to show them the right way of thinking. Some people don't like you at first, but when they give you a chance, you're irresistible! Funny. Many of my patients call me a vampire when I draw blood, but I don't think this is what they mean.

the original "Night of the Living Dead." Not now, but the first time I saw it, it scared the absolute bejesus out of me. "The Grudge." Not a good movie to watch alone, when you live by yourself. "In the Dead of Night."I saw it when I was a kid, haven't been able to find it since, but the scene where a guy kills his ventriloquist dummy and then is taken over by its spirit gave me nightmares for weeks.

Bob Ross, warm pets, nice couch...he'll be in a coma before he can make it to the kitchen.

kill

I'm not going to believe it until the toilet tells me so.

miner

I don't know what it would be in your state, but here we have the Office of the Aging - it's kind of like CPS for senior citizens. They may have suggestions as to what you can do if you suspect that she's being abused or exploited in any way, including financially. They may even be able to go in and do some kind of home assessment. Plus, you'll have your complaint on file with a government agency for when future problems arise. The only problem is that if your aunt is legally competent, she has the right to refuse any assistance.

nights

We used to pay the kid up the street a nickel to kiss dog poop.

jungle