mthor

Not unless you can put up with Bingo Thursday nights, lots of fiber, and streaming Lawrence Welk 24/7. And you'd have to stay out of the Geritol. On the plus side, I get senior citizen discounts at Friendly's.

You do realize that you don't but a tree that's 9 to 12 feet tall, and that it's going to take a few years before you have petals on your path to the mail box.

You can't dictate how she wants to wash herself, but you can dictate how she does wash herself.

Please please please ban the autoplay and let me enjoy my declining years in relative peace.

dogs

square

type

Good luck with both - my step brother took Chantix and hasn't smoked in 10 years.

beverage

Sorry, dude - the only way to rule out a fracture is with an xray. I've seen people walk on broken feet and ankles and write with broken hands. Not necessarily well, but I have seen it done. Now get your ass around and call the doctor. You might want to call your insurance and make sure they cover chantix, too, and if so, for how long.

sharp

Is this going to be before or after you get out of jail?

Gordon Ramsay can cook.

desperate

thirsty

not good at all.

That dent is kind of worrisome, and so is the fact that your pain hasn't improved. Were it my foot, I'd probably head to the doctor. Worry about the boot after you find out what's going on with your foot.

dip

You're not hulking over anybody, Poppin' Fresh. Just try not to giggle if the bailiff pokes you.

rider

fly

It's an interesting idea, but I can stay home and have cat hair in my coffee for free.