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You? Have style?

Don't creep on the members. That's too tacky for words.

Thank you! <3 I've got James Branch Cabell's Jurgen this year. I don't know anything about it, except that there were attempts made to ban it for obscenity, so it's probably right up my alley.

But by the time you try to eat them, they're not bigger than your head anymore.

Thank you for not using the autoplay.

Which they? Which secretary?

How much have you been drinking (note that I do not ask if.)?

Nice. Stolen valor. Your stuff is like the limbo - how low can you go? Here - new theme song for you.

You should never eat anything larger than your head.

Unlikely. He's in omnipotent, eternal denial.

Yay! It's the panda!

actually, we're over now. I just type slower than bnmjy

Not me - I know, I know, but try to hide your disappointment.

“Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?” ― Epicurus

There are several words on the list for you as well; "tiny moron" is at the top.

Actually, there were several; stupid was on the list.

But what about Gunther and Pasquale?

Y'know, that's a fairly misogynistic suggestion, playing into millennia of fears and superstitions about menstrual blood. How would you feel if somebody suggested something equally homophobic?

Raid? One of my kids was a secret shopper for a while - she would go into convenience stores or bars and try to buy alcohol and/or tobacco. If they didn't proof her, she gave them a red card, and reported it to her boss. One young-looking 24-year old girl does not seem raid-like. And are you really so naive as to assume that there is no one under 21 drinking or gambling?

When my older daughter was in middle school, she saw some woman take an antiperspirant stick off the shelf, use it, and put it back. From that day to this, she will dig to the back of the shelf before she'll buy one, and she'll inspect it as soon as she gets home to make sure that it's unused.

This was a Family Dollar. I'll have to check at the drug store the next time I go; I wonder if it's a general thing, or maybe just a chain by chain thing.

I did some more readoing about it, and apparently what they take is metric fucktons of it. The max recommended daily dose is 16 mg for an adult, usually in 4 divided doses...people who are trying to get some kind of opiate-type effect(beyond constipation) are taking 200-400 mg/day. My colon would never speak to me again, no matter how high I got. Edit: I might as well turn in my decoder ring and resign - I've hit the point in life where normal bowel function is more appealing than getting high.

That's what makes the clerk's reaction even weirder - nobody has ever seemed to have a problem telling me that I have to sign for real Sudafed because you can make meth out of it, or that they need ID for Robitussin DM because the kids drink it to get high. But this chick - the look on her face was like I'd asked her where a good place to get kiddie porn was.

(Actually, I read the article - thank you. I just wanted a chance to say that in a thread about an anti-diarrheal.)