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You need to be less desperate.

Not nearly as good as Bobby Flay vs Masahiko Morimoto on the original Iron Chef.

Hunter? Isn't he a friend of Pasquale and Gunther's?

No. I never have. Because I have a car, with current registration and insurance. Oddly enough, the men in my life have also had cars. With current registration and insurance.

The flu shot only protects against 3 strains; each year, the CDC makes projections on what strains will be most prevalent (based on what strains have been most prevalent in the southern hemisphere during their winter). There are usually about a dozen strains out there wandering around, and, depending on if the CDC spun the Wheel of Pestilence right, you may be covered, or you may not be. Personally, I've never really noticed any kind of correlation between getting the flu shot or not getting it, and getting the flu or not getting it.

Kind of like that, but worse.

It's a gift.

Ugh! Reminds me of Teddy Ruxpin. :::

Aw, I wasn't going to post but oh my gawd that's such a cuuute happy dog! I love Goldens. <3

Every time the guy who isn't Bela Lugosi goes slinking across the screen, you have to drink.

Won't work. The ones that are this bad usually require surgical intervention.

DON'T STOP NOW!!

Jesus isn't a zombie. He's more of a lich.

In this case, it is both worthy and incredibly appropriate.

I don't know - sometimes, I run out of fingers.

How do you break up with them when they won't go out with you?

Yeah, and it's great - don't have to be anywhere, and I've got a stack of books on the coffee table, and it's warm enough to keep the window open so I can listen to the rain.

Is he working on contingency? And does he have that "the heavy hitters have done it again"" jingle in his commercial?

Happy birthday. Hide the evidence.

My power is staying awake and having my hands shake so much that I can vibrate my enemies into submission. My color scheme is cafe au lait and mocha.

Something something one-armed man...When were you ever ASMB Golden Boy?