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In this case, it is both worthy and incredibly appropriate.

I don't know - sometimes, I run out of fingers.

How do you break up with them when they won't go out with you?

Yeah, and it's great - don't have to be anywhere, and I've got a stack of books on the coffee table, and it's warm enough to keep the window open so I can listen to the rain.

Is he working on contingency? And does he have that "the heavy hitters have done it again"" jingle in his commercial?

Happy birthday. Hide the evidence.

My power is staying awake and having my hands shake so much that I can vibrate my enemies into submission. My color scheme is cafe au lait and mocha.

Something something one-armed man...When were you ever ASMB Golden Boy?

No. That's only for subscribers to his channel.

Well, shit happens.

Why not? It makes more sense than poking your eye out.

No. Just wear an eye patch. Pirates used to do it so that when they went from sunlight to the relative darkness of the inside of a ship, they could flip up the patch and it was easier to adjust to the darkness. At least, that's what they said on Mythbusters.

Bet it tastes like chicken.

' What? It's not like I put the creepy spider thing up.

Thank you. It's the least disturbing of my collection.

Random demon, but succubus will work for a night terror.

6/10. You need a pumpkin with a Scoob face on it.

Even then, it's a lot of effort, and one of the most ineffective places to use, even if it did work in a matter of seconds for that guy in Quo Vadis.