mthor

cold hard cash

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVeG1PxKIAs

You're a Vampire! You're mysterious and like to dwell in dark places. A hopeless romantic, you're always looking for new interactions. You're can be manipulative, but you're just trying to show them the right way of thinking. Some people don't like you at first, but when they give you a chance, you're irresistible! Funny. Many of my patients call me a vampire when I draw blood, but I don't think this is what they mean.

the original "Night of the Living Dead." Not now, but the first time I saw it, it scared the absolute bejesus out of me. "The Grudge." Not a good movie to watch alone, when you live by yourself. "In the Dead of Night."I saw it when I was a kid, haven't been able to find it since, but the scene where a guy kills his ventriloquist dummy and then is taken over by its spirit gave me nightmares for weeks.

Bob Ross, warm pets, nice couch...he'll be in a coma before he can make it to the kitchen.

kill

I'm not going to believe it until the toilet tells me so.

miner

I don't know what it would be in your state, but here we have the Office of the Aging - it's kind of like CPS for senior citizens. They may have suggestions as to what you can do if you suspect that she's being abused or exploited in any way, including financially. They may even be able to go in and do some kind of home assessment. Plus, you'll have your complaint on file with a government agency for when future problems arise. The only problem is that if your aunt is legally competent, she has the right to refuse any assistance.

nights

We used to pay the kid up the street a nickel to kiss dog poop.

jungle

So what happened to the radiology clinical?

sock

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craving

Zeni is going to be on this like flies on cow shit. (Unless he's in jail.)

The ones I've seen are maybe between 5 and 6 feet tall; I don't know what the maximum size would be - the nursery person could tell you better. To but a tree means that I made a typo; should have been buy.

Hey, don't knock it til you've tried it.

maybe

Not unless you can put up with Bingo Thursday nights, lots of fiber, and streaming Lawrence Welk 24/7. And you'd have to stay out of the Geritol. On the plus side, I get senior citizen discounts at Friendly's.

You do realize that you don't but a tree that's 9 to 12 feet tall, and that it's going to take a few years before you have petals on your path to the mail box.

You can't dictate how she wants to wash herself, but you can dictate how she does wash herself.

Please please please ban the autoplay and let me enjoy my declining years in relative peace.

dogs