RainyDayJizz#35

Ah you kids. The only thing I'm ever certain of is that everyone is an asshole.

And never worry, I came out of the womb with balled fists, I'll end up an old man whining about these new brain modulators and shit.

Nah it's fine. Peas dude, you'll hear about me or you won't. Such is life.

Didn't want anyone to think I left over someone's friends potential covid death and being somewhat crass about it, what's the national death toll again? Internet humans don't respond the same way as words from a familiar face and that's why I'm gone. So those that enjoy this fake world, have at it. I have real humans to argue with and it isn't a highlight of my day. May or may not pop in to look at this. I like some people here. But yeah, later y'all.

Back to this shit, this very mild crisis has thoroughly demonstrated that paying more attention to humans in my lifetime is a mistake. I'll probably just keep my ears open for any good news for the next ten years or so. https://phys.org/news/2020-03-scientists-blocks-life.amp

People still don't like broccoli. I have inadvertently discovered how to be the safest person in Mad Max. Broccoli farm.

Considering crawling back to my hole of ignorance to the world at large. People are lame, I like knowing the ones around me and that's it. I don't need to know anything about Indonesia or people killing their family and disappearing on vacation.

I have never felt more violently towards society than I do now. The guy that bought 18,000 hand sanitizers started crying and apologizing when people started calling him a waste of humanity for profiting off global panic and helping cause it in the first place. It's barely enough.

Day four: still no toilet paper on the shelves. Considering pooping in plastic bags and throwing them at unkempt fat people, because we all know they are the problem.

I think involuntary twitching due to not getting laid is probably a problem no matter the duration.

Buy a pic.

Some people need sedation. I start the day a pile of slop and end it an F-1. Weed treats my body better, but it isn't as reliable as a drink. That's how I always got trapped in that vortex.

I starve colds and flus. It was funny to see that a health story about fasting confirmed this to be beneficial, when your body isn't working on digestion it diverts that extra energy to body repair. First hearing about fasting I was a skeptical as anyone else that grew up hearing about anorexia so it was weird to see a legitimate outlet talking about the benefits of intermittent fasting.

I would have rocked a Snidely Whiplash for at least a week.

I would say the first drink I ever knew what was in it was gin, but I thought it was a glass of 7up on the counter. And the first time I even heard of a hot toddie a woman who is now actually 80 (or close to it) was talking about it.

I'm implying who the hell knows what's in hot toddies besides people who are 80 now?

All the single women my age seem to have skipped their thirties and went straight to their eighties.

Well you better buy all the toilet paper and water you can, because that is definitely going to annoy people.

The only thing to be scared of is other people being idiots or having asthma.

Yeah that's back when I had it. A few other people think the tracking of it is kinda bs now because they're pretty sure it's been going around before the China outbreak. One person I work with went to the doctor for it back then and got the unidentified virus diagnosis.

Pretty sure I had this shit months ago, anybody that gets it need only prepare for coughing up huge chunks of mucus when you start feeling better. I forgot about that part until recently, it was like coughing up whole cherries.

Back when I needed lawyers the one 20 blocks from the courthouse was 500 and the one two blocks from it was 2000. And most PDs have offices In the courthouse cause that's where they are all day, unless the local courthouse is weird. Been through it too, and I still got fucked but less fucked than I was looking at after I wrote my description of events for my lawyer.