RainyDayJizz#35

The level of cool it was depends upon how old you are. If you're 8 my life is incredible.

Ghostrek just owned everyone.

If you get the chance, you gotta tell me if you get to NY Comedy Cellar, just to go, not even perform, and get your ass kicked by Bob Kelley and Jim Norton, fucking Keith Robinson and all those asses people hope to see there. Fucking Rich Vos and Colin Quinn, lol. Get your beating and laugh your ass off, if you get a chance to do that it sounds like a fucking blast. Or at least I hope the Cellar keeps that tradition alive for a long time, no matter who sits around thinking about trying new material.

Deep down inside I feel to scream. But really though.

Lol, thinking about you bathed in that orange light and calling out someone telling you your time is up is kinda funny though. And I think what you're doing is cool and if I had grown up near the east coast I'd have probably fell backassward into comedy. I've loved it since I was really little and now that I'm old there are a lot of nuances to it I appreciate. Like you knowing you have material that will crush is a cool thing to me cause I've listened to comics talk about building sets and how the ten minute is completely different from a thirty, how it can turn into a rhythm like you're not even talking. Blip blop bloop "HAHAHA" badah tah ting "HAHAHA" doo doo dodoo doo "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" Thanks you guys have been great. Best audience prizes can be found inside your assholes. And lord knows I barely function as an adult, I start work at 230 in the afternoon because I'm fucking useless before 10 am most days. I think about it sometimes, but somewhere it comes to a point of how. It's a wad that should have been shot twenty years ago.

If your toilet was normally full of shit and piss you'd probably poop the moment it was cleaned out too.

Oh damn, good luck.

Audience member, you can't make everyone happy and if a comedian doesn't know that they're not going to be on stage long. A club owner hurts more because that's a guy with your career in his hands, and he's just pissing on it and saying you aren't worth a shot to me. That would hurt me more than any random person hating on me because they don't control my face getting out there. But he's in the northeast, he'll find clubs. Maybe his shit works in the southern circuit, who knows. Comedy isn't easy to figure out, so I hope he has some help.

Not if they respect you! Cat respect is an odd thing, and sometimes it still comes with an attack. But just one, the cat needs you to know they ain't a bitch when an argument happens. With footage I've seen I'd love to take care of big cats but getting overconfident with it is a scary thought, cause a tiger could accidentally kill me or break bones giving me an attention smack with no claw.

Frlz, I almost study comedy now and even great comedians need to put up with a shit audience at times. That's why I asked the question I did, but if it's a club owner, fuck him too. Wait until that club owner tries to book you later and bill him for more cash after you remind him about the time he told you to get off the stage. Although as taken from Patrice O'neal, having integrity in show business is a mistake that makes your career harder. So play your game dude, I imagine you have to try and bend over but insist on the reach around to get good career boosts.

Kick someone in the face and tell them it's your birthday and they probably deserve it. You can't lose!

Audience member or club owner?

Responsible people over 30.

Ouch. I like what John Lovitz did to Andy Dick though, walked right up to him and told him that if Andy didn't give her the cocaine he wouldn't be on the show right then. Shoulda let French Stewart take that asses place...

I wanna be a cat...

On some of them I just press the wrong buttons until it tells me to hold for an operator. I think some of them have become smarter though and kick you off for doing that. At least I think I remember that happening.

You can tell because he has his fried egg badge.

Everyone I've never met.

I feel like it has more to do with the internet allowing these radical views to band together and give a seemingly booming voice to minority opinions. It's not that feminism is to blame, but the outliers are louder to the proponents and detractors. It's like, women should be free of workplace harassment. Cool. But then a guy says, "but what if I wanna ask her on a date? I'm just living my life." And an incel says, "yeah, what's so wrong with asking every weekend? I gotta be doing something she's into eventually." It feels like a bar of misunderstanding acceptable and unacceptable behavior within the underlying issue of shit people on both sides screaming at each other and seeing who can be the worst to the opposition, it's cropping up all kinds of places and very evidently in our politics. Things people are passionate about, with effects and results seen in everyday life. It seems to me there is some sense of a stripping of rights in extension to granting others, which would be an age old problem I assume. I would say that to underestimate the influence of feminism in this enclave is naive, as it seems to react in direct opposition to even moderate tenets of feminism. Some of them are barefoot sandwich in the kitchen guys, right? But I'm just some guy on the internet that explores the awfulness of humanity on a cursory basis, what do I know. What i do know is that if i am anywhere near as smart as anyone says watching things like this is maddening because in Mad Max these people would be dead or fucking slaves. These radical voices on either side should be happy they're able to dump food in their head and have internet access to voice their godawful opinions. Remember netiquette? How the world progresses. Our own president is an internet troll on Twitter. President internet troll, first in the earth. There's a strange dynamic I don't think I can fully define, but it's like these radical voices cry out against dying and shift to get louder and louder, they'll push another dynamic they like but they'll be damn sure to yell that copping a feel at an office party is okay cause you were just testing the waters.

When the People's Eyebrow is directed at him Putin will have nothing to say but, "Yes sir Mr. President."

I dunno, I personally have a problem with the direction some feminism is going because it's been radicalized, and I can see this incel shit as a response to it. Not to say it's warranted or correct, but moving a bar in one direction tends to move another. Like you can see this shit where people talk about what they're entitled to, women or feminists say they're entitled to this and that. And then you have these fucks saying they're entitled to get laid or at least try, which is why the incel thing just seems like creeps banding together to me. "I told this girl I loved her outfit and her ass looked fantastic and she just snubbed me. This is just outrageous, I complimented her! Why would she be so rude?" And then he has 100 guys behind him saying she's a bitch even though what he said was "you picked the right skirt for that ass" and wondered why a woman that's never seen him might ignore that comment.

Why would Chad's and Stacey's take strategies for getting laid from a group based upon the notion that they're entitled to pussy they're not getting? The Chad's are the ones getting laid. The whole thing is very convoluted.

Making a mac and cheese casserole, shit is gonna be fire.

Full of bacon and eggs and french toast, cause I'm probably the best boyfriend ever.