RainyDayJizz#35

I died.

*TURNS ON GAMESTATION LOUDER*

Okay. *turns on gamestation 720*

What a strange kerfuffle here.

I have yet to eat a meal with wine that wouldn't be vastly improved by a good beer.

Balderdash.

Comedy! Well, I laughed at least, and that's what's important.

Why even answer that question?

Can you jerk off and it's fine? That usually cures my sore balls. Or makes them worse. Really depends on what kind of day it is.

"We don't all have the same dreams Oprah."

Bite his lip a little bit.

If he can feel your body tensing up that can push a guy away. Make him feel like it's not the time to try. So you actually may need to make the move this time. Since you've already kissed if you want more you gotta make that kiss show it. If a guy can't read a kiss that wants some grabass he's hopeless, and you should draw him a map to your vagina to see if he can find it without getting lost. You are weirder in relationships than me. Congratulations.

Funny thing, Boo was the first one that came in for the kiss after we met. At a stoplight, no less. We talked on and off for seven years but I still wanted to be a respectful gentleman. But there we were in my shitty car and she grabbed the back of my neck. And later after she woke up in the hotel room all those pent up feelings were all over our faces. If he's a good guy, saying not yet is enough notice. But if this has been going on for a couple months, i dunno, he at least should get a firm ass grab. Under the pants! Skin on skin contact seems important to me. It feels closer, if you get that.

Don't ask, just show him you want it. Be a little more amorous, be a little bit extra and hopefully he moves in for it. Guys can have a lot of trouble picking up on signals, but you make it sound like you're ready for a bit more. Maybe grab his ass a little when you hug and look at him funny. Like I said, sledgehammer. Some guys need it to make a move. No idea how old you are, guessing mid to late 20's, but don't get hung up on where things end up and enjoy now. Maybe things go well and maybe they don't, but you'll never know if you don't try. And even if things don't work out it can still be a good relationship. If you did have that talk about slowing things down and he likes you he will definitely be more reserved about making moves. So slap him in the face with your ass. Let him know he can have it if he wants to take it.

Oooooh. This shit right here. "You can't beat me, you're a fucking program. Programs bend to MY whim."

Slow is fine, if you told him you wanna slow things down and he seems more hesitant to make moves it's probably a good thing. He wants to respect your space but women can be confusing so he could be worried of scaring you off. So if you want a kiss or something but you don't wanna make a move hit him in the face with a sledgehammer. Boo does it to me when she wants a kiss sometimes, she'll stare at me and blink all cute, and I'll be like "what?" And the she just blinks more with a certain smile. I usually ask what to pretend I'm oblivious though. But she knows I'm not. Put your hands on his waist, give a look, be super fucking obvious about it if you want it. If you want him to kiss you stare in his eyes for too long. Don't get hung up on the future, just enjoy what's happening now. Think about what you want later, when actually discussing it can just be conversation and not some nerve wracking obstacle to pass. But I'm just some guy, what do I know.

I bought about 30 pair of all the same socks so the all get thrown in the sock drawer. Very satisfying. Making delicious food for people to enjoy.

dposse!

Well, he is a lawyer.

(insert clever response) (obscure witticism) (no one notices this is a cover for boredom and zero creative response to the statement)

(insert penis joke here) (lol insert)

The news said the current flu shot wasn't able to combat the new strain, so I guess everyone that didn't get a shot can feel vindicated.

Home is where the shonen anime happens!

Yeah, but have you ever had the flu... on weed?