RainyDayJizz#35

Stranger things have happened. At Buddy, are your injuries consistent with a T Bone? Cause that is something you can't fake, especially since you ended up in the hospital. Front end collisions have a typical injury set and if you don't have that it's immediately suspicious. And have you found the damn car? It'll be real good if you have some recent pictures that show no damage. Even six months could be good enough. Cops will blue wall people all day but a judge won't stand for that shit. You might even be able to talk a really good lawyer into a percentage cut. Remember, you can always tell how good the lawyer is by how close their office is to the courthouse.

Happy birthday, hope it was a good one. Being 30 and looking at it are very different I hear, I just enjoyed my day alone.

No, it's a part of the story about all the people at the house. They wanna replicate the Bram Stoker Mary Shelly sleepover folktale but in this modern world things are hardcore.

So you haven't got to the part where they eat chunks of a passed out woman's ass who later wakes up? That's a fun book.

You forced my hand

Work and sleep mostly. I recently read our bodies are only programmed for 36 years of life so I've been feeling dying lately. Had to buy a harness for my shoulder because apparently working your body really carelessly leads to a lot of joint pain. Mummy wrap is helping though.

When we were teenagers my sister just fell asleep on the shoulder of the guy next to her on the flight. You're both weird for not saying anything to each other.

There are places here you can get rolled fried tacos inside a carne asada burrito.

I was playing the first one and got so annoyed by Sora moving like a brick on rollerskates.

My inability to grow facial hair is finally useful!

My nose hairs are stupid and I've been tweezing that shit so long a wax sounds okay. One was tickling me this morning for a while and it kept slipping the tweezers grasp for a couple minutes. Aging is retarded, I'd rather be dead. (Not really, but sort of yes really)

I don't know why I love this but I do.

Usually this is how robocalls find viable phone numbers. I actually read a whole thing about this a week ago, and luckily I finally figured out how to delete a text before opening it to prevent a read message being sent to the number. My robocalls have dropped significantly since that.

Spare time for the rest and the only reason you are good at the courthouse is the japanese way of doing that in a good time when it comes down f. I stopped at f because why f?

Always decline!

She said stay safe, jackass.

He was just convicted in a court of law by jurors and credible testimony.

I felt like 50 minutes was a perfect amount of time, by the time I found my gate and had a beer it was time to board.

Work? I'm gonna set up a 5 day weekend soon but I'm staying at fucking home. Mayyyybeeee I'll go to the beach. Maybe.

Well when 80% of your food source is gone and not coming back for decades or centuries and you're 40 feet tall I think scarcity could be an issue. Not in the mood to get into the nuances of all that, keeping this perpetually tired woman company in bed.

Is that even accepted? In times of food scarcity a large animal is at an evolutionary disadvantage would be a bigger reason animals aren't generally that large, I would think.

Dammit!

Omg even funnier since it's a rape case. Should be interesting to see what happens in LA. Can't imagine sitting in a trial with a mandatory five in front of me. Come on consecutive sentences...

Hey, five bucks of server time is five bucks of server time.

Okay I kinda like this one.