RainyDayJizz#35

God damn I miss acid. Mastering hallucingenics was a fun time but being that high for that long just sounds like too much anymore.

St. Patty's seems to always fall on days I want a break from drinking. Which is not at all indicative of me having a problem.

This is a really shitty name for a drink but they aren't that bad.

Those live action anime movies coming out of Japan have been fun. Gantz was actually pretty good.

This number doesn't look like it will contact any third world broads.

I always try to have mine off but I absolutely couldn't last year, I was so irritated.

Pascal could be a far better one for this, but then the joke would be mostly for math people.

Do you think Einstein was a philanderer because people didn't matter to him or he didn't matter to people?

Yes.

Science, the brink of insanity probably not, constant mental exhaustion, unnecessary questions and demands from people with no clue, incredible fatigue at the th thought of trying to explain any of this to any person when I can see the level of comprehension in their forehead, just a whole lot of shit that means nothing.

Sorry to be so detrimental about a drunk thread pertaining you ghostrek, but you've produced nothing already. I've produced drunk threads and had 70 people banned. What are you doing.

I don't know why you think I click links in threads i don't give a shit about. I already forgot what this thread was about, i just saw you had my balls in your mouth again.

Happy birthday to you too, I wish people didn't share their birthdays because I'm the only person that cares about mine. What I basically want is someone to clean up after one of my meals, preferably a complicated meal. What's this thread about?

Happy birthday, hope it was good.

Lol, Americans.

The formatting is a mystery and I don't care.

Oh he's not a Nazi, he's just a Nazi enthusiast. More Ron Johnson fun: "Out of 7,750 protests last summer associated with leftists, 570 turned into violent riots that killed 25 people and caused $1- $2 billion of property damage. That's why I would have been more concerned," he said. And in speaking these numbers at no point is he considering the relatively low level of damage that really is. Nor does he consider the perpetrators and cause of death. I don't want to look at the numbers but I would bet most casualties were caused by police. And you can stand in front of a person like this and tell them they exemplify systemic racism and they'll act like you're insane. These people just need to die out. One of my most hated things during this was white people prefacing whatever shit with "our job in this" because it was always sit back and listen. The first job to me was we need to understand racism has been a horrendous underground problem that we'll shrug off cause he's a good guy otherwise he just has a few choice words now and then. But I figured out white people's job. Our job is to endure and stand against racism, because we don't have to. We are exempt from it in America, therefore many of us don't experience it because we aren't initiates. After I was saying some of this shit to my black friend(tm, not finding the thing) he started telling me some more real shit about the black experience. Hmm, funny thought.

Idk, still has to be one of my faves. I thought Dane Cook was garbage until I heard Patrice Oneal talk about his career and being friends with him from the beginning. The guy Dane is on stage, that's who he is. And that's a fun guy. Dave has been championing the world on Netflix and I love it. He explains his jokes in his act and people get mad at him for what he says. And every time you can go, "he also said this immediately following." It's why no one can make anything stick to him. Dave is wonderfully offensive. When people get mad about his words they have to think about why they got mad. Comedians have been secretly running the world since the 50's, just go with it. This is the right way.

Almost entirely comedy right now. Dave Chappelle has a four hour set where he tried to walk the crowd an I've listened to it multiple times. As it pertains to your industry I realize I have to watch porn but that's like an incidental part of life to me. I forgot I have to watch at porn time.

I don't think I've watched a thing in over a year now. All I do is read and listen to information or entertainment.

I actually really like this concept. Like an honorable pimp that really protects his women from real danger.

I'm pretty cool with it in many ways now. I was born to be an elderly.

Idk I'm an insomniac I was old at 25.