RainyDayJizz#35

Pascal could be a far better one for this, but then the joke would be mostly for math people.

Do you think Einstein was a philanderer because people didn't matter to him or he didn't matter to people?

Yes.

Science, the brink of insanity probably not, constant mental exhaustion, unnecessary questions and demands from people with no clue, incredible fatigue at the th thought of trying to explain any of this to any person when I can see the level of comprehension in their forehead, just a whole lot of shit that means nothing.

Sorry to be so detrimental about a drunk thread pertaining you ghostrek, but you've produced nothing already. I've produced drunk threads and had 70 people banned. What are you doing.

I don't know why you think I click links in threads i don't give a shit about. I already forgot what this thread was about, i just saw you had my balls in your mouth again.

Happy birthday to you too, I wish people didn't share their birthdays because I'm the only person that cares about mine. What I basically want is someone to clean up after one of my meals, preferably a complicated meal. What's this thread about?

Happy birthday, hope it was good.

Lol, Americans.

Idk, still has to be one of my faves. I thought Dane Cook was garbage until I heard Patrice Oneal talk about his career and being friends with him from the beginning. The guy Dane is on stage, that's who he is. And that's a fun guy. Dave has been championing the world on Netflix and I love it. He explains his jokes in his act and people get mad at him for what he says. And every time you can go, "he also said this immediately following." It's why no one can make anything stick to him. Dave is wonderfully offensive. When people get mad about his words they have to think about why they got mad. Comedians have been secretly running the world since the 50's, just go with it. This is the right way.

Almost entirely comedy right now. Dave Chappelle has a four hour set where he tried to walk the crowd an I've listened to it multiple times. As it pertains to your industry I realize I have to watch porn but that's like an incidental part of life to me. I forgot I have to watch at porn time.

I don't think I've watched a thing in over a year now. All I do is read and listen to information or entertainment.

I actually really like this concept. Like an honorable pimp that really protects his women from real danger.

I'm pretty cool with it in many ways now. I was born to be an elderly.

Idk I'm an insomniac I was old at 25.

Wtf... it's like you've never been old before.

Aging rules. I hit another handjob hut because impressing Asian women is so much fun.

Sounds like a good party. I never was a big fan of being the last one up though.

AHHHHHH! This reminds me of snickerdoodles I made the day America declared war on Iraq. Locally the weather was cloudy...

Hours apart though, I'm basically in different realms for them.

Yeah, when she likes it you can't even find force. I should probably be dead.

Some women don't know they'll like something until their man says they will, so it's not even like force. It's just nature.

70 percent certain I can make her sit on it. You talk like a pussy guy known as Gemini, lol.

I don't give a shit I'm still contemplating the chick from Los Angeles that was so friendly about jerking my cock.