RainyDayJizz#35

God dammit we're trying to get your cock jerked over here and you're just throwing wrenches like some asshole Double Dragon boss. Get your ass in the fucking game ghostrek.

Shut the fuck up ghostrek, you have no say in this.

Love in Ohio.

Dear god I hope they were adequate.

What did I just fucking say you sack of shit.

Why is it all about the man you filthy misogynist?

Go fuck yourself immediately.

Live hard and die hard. Also watch Die Hard on Christmas.

Lori Petty is the penis in the Queen's vagina.

That man could have sat some distance from him, not many people ride Omaha buses. Racism is something I have to deal with in my family, LA is not the world.

TAH-DAH!

I have no idea why I'm so entertained by this.

I thought about it seriously but I'm such a bitch about hurting people. I thought about going body shots and it's like, "I don't want to punch poof!"

Well you better evolve the thread because it can only talk about abandoning the thread. Get creative, throw some cranberries in there.

I bet her cum comes out like dust.

Omaha is probably exactly like Boston in terms of segregation. He should have told him to fuck off but racism is like this entity there. It's pervasive.

I've seen 3 women casually masturbating with dildos porn star style in a very shallow bubble bath at a strip club. I've seen a children's marching band practice while walking home on mushrooms, they were in uniform too so I cannot stress how amazing that was. Strange moving lights in the sky that I have no explanation for, they just moved impossibly. Lots of crazy weather, not too dangerous though. Like it's sunny and 85 and suddenly softball sized hail comes from nowhere. Lots of weird pornography. I saw some guy and his woman shoot a black bear from a tree and then fuck on the corpse.

How do you know when you finish reading it?

Took a minute to dig this from the brain archives.

You have four different only hitches.

"ALL MEN CLEAR THE ROOM!"

You shouldn't have made the thread about this and instead created a topic you want to talk about continuously. My assessment is that this thread deserves abandonment.

Jesus christ my life has been really weird. I don't know.

Furiously masturbating so all the monitors have to look at my icy rock hard dick.

Lol, you had a conversation on the interstate? I've talked to very few people while driving. One that sticks out is a couple Mexican guys pulled up next to me at a red light and the passenger had his feet out the window. He goes, "what are you doing homes, don't you know this is how you gotta roll now?" I said, "you know what, I'm trying to have as little to do with police as possible." "I like your style, man."