RainyDayJizz#35

I can totally see Australians saying "hit the donger again."

The Chick-fil-a app has like three free sandwiches sitting on deck for me. I don't even know why but it rules. I was thinking how the orange chicken is barely good started thinking about chicken.

You kiss like a man?

Perverting it is more fun than using it.

It makes me think buttons should be called fingles.

Never have I ever experienced bungee jumping. I kept thinking of pithy shit that I had actually experienced, dammit.

I could be okay with 57 right now if there wasn't a cold breeze.

Yes, that's just vandalism. I don't care if finding out horse cum is one of humanities most cherished fluids hilarious only to me. It is so fucking funny horse cum can be worth millions of dollars.

What animal wouldn't want to get a handjob though? I've seen a monkey look at humans weird when they were laughing at him jerking off.

Oh, so I was just watching? You don't care if I'm laughing, right?

I'm pretty sure before we got rid of some birds one male was raping the other one. As far as nature is concerned I don't think rape has an observed morality.

Also isn't jerking off the horse being nice to it?

I was so shocked that nothing lewd came up. All I do with my phone is say gross things.

I'm not racist but has to be my favorite white phrase, because I immediately know I'm never speaking to that person again.

Ah, so thing is was a prompt. Thing is I have no clue how much I d or what I'm going through a day and I think I was a kid but it isn't a bad idea how I feel about the animals and the fact I don't think about how I feel about them or something am and I'm just a big fan and I'm a good time and a lot more fun to talk about when you said something like this before you know that you're a good time and your body hai will never be a good time and your life will never be the most beautiful and most beautiful place you ever seen and you don't want it all of the world in your face with a lot to be the case that is my favorite part. I had to stop because I was becoming too entertained.

Maybe we shouldn't make a porn with this one...

I don't "have" it, but I can locate one.

The chickens are full of cum too.

Will you accept payment in horse semen? Before you say no...

Yeah it is.

Well you gotta at least take the load to the face or I don't even know what I'm paying for.

I wasn't thinking about it but it's so tantalizing now. Rates?

People get paid to jerk off the champion dicks too.

Don't learn how to make me laugh! It's terrible! On Saturday I was talking about people fucking horses with Jez and Taco and they commented how that seems to come up a lot with me. I said it's just one of my interests, while not true I do find the fact that people will fuck horses hilarious. So any story I hear about it gets bookmarked.

And nobody wants cold ass.