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RainyDayJizz#35

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  1. RainyDayJizz#35
    That shadow looks so dumb it has to be the light and not how they sit.
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    I'm thinking of getting married to the concept of money.
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    Weren't you in Omaha? Should I contact my family?
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    It would not. I got a loaf of Hawaiian bread for work sandwiches once. ONCE.
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    And all forums.
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    Didn't the polar vortex show up last year too? I'm starting to wonder how Texans are beginning to feel about climate change.
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    Fix the tracking!
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    It got too personal so I got rid of it. It was pretty interesting after that first one was so fun, I kept hitting the button hoping the next word was better but gut checks just kept coming.
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    I did this with no prompt, that got fucking dark fast.
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    God damn I'm ready for Chick-fil-a again, I was recently thinking about when the boycott happened I had no idea what this place was. Gay people picked a real battle with Chick-fil-a because this shit is delicious.
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    I can totally see Australians saying "hit the donger again."
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    The Chick-fil-a app has like three free sandwiches sitting on deck for me. I don't even know why but it rules. I was thinking how the orange chicken is barely good started thinking about chicken.
  14. RainyDayJizz#35
    You kiss like a man?
  15. RainyDayJizz#35
    Perverting it is more fun than using it.
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    It makes me think buttons should be called fingles.
  17. RainyDayJizz#35
    Never have I ever experienced bungee jumping. I kept thinking of pithy shit that I had actually experienced, dammit.
  18. RainyDayJizz#35
    I could be okay with 57 right now if there wasn't a cold breeze.
  19. RainyDayJizz#35
    Yes, that's just vandalism. I don't care if finding out horse cum is one of humanities most cherished fluids hilarious only to me. It is so fucking funny horse cum can be worth millions of dollars.
  20. RainyDayJizz#35
    What animal wouldn't want to get a handjob though? I've seen a monkey look at humans weird when they were laughing at him jerking off.
  21. RainyDayJizz#35
    Oh, so I was just watching? You don't care if I'm laughing, right?
  22. RainyDayJizz#35
    I'm pretty sure before we got rid of some birds one male was raping the other one. As far as nature is concerned I don't think rape has an observed morality.
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    Also isn't jerking off the horse being nice to it?
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    I was so shocked that nothing lewd came up. All I do with my phone is say gross things.
  25. RainyDayJizz#35
    I'm not racist but has to be my favorite white phrase, because I immediately know I'm never speaking to that person again.
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