RainyDayJizz#35

Don't worry, women love confusing man. It might be their favorite thing.

Lol

An artificial metric based upon a way of life no natural being could possibly enjoy! I succeed at enjoying humanity.

There are many forms of success. I succeed at laughing every single day.

So the people that stif are getting the service they deserve... That's a pretty genius way to keep drivers happy and a good customer base. Cause if the people who don't take care of your drivers stop ordering who cares.

How long have you been doing it? I found upper class to be largely the worst tippers, underclass, which, come on, would usually give me a buck at least. Upper class would stiff me with no internal issue more frequently than anyone. I have delivered 70 pizzas and pounds of salad and been stiffed. But I've also delivered 90 and tipped 150, it's a crap shoot with the upper crust. I think the preference can be that the over tipping can make up for the 40% rate of zero.

I've heard an area of Idaho goes silent on CB radios because the stretch of highway is so beautiful. I would guess it's coming down the Rockies. Just something I heard, it's your vacation.

You'd be surprised what four guys with a rope can do.

Saucerists.

I left my phone in the car when I walked into bars. As was a style at the times, as you could only talk on them. My vivid memory of this was cleaning my room and finding a dozen numbers on business cards and matchbooks and having no idea how they happened.

All of my weird numbers were on matchbooks and shit. I didn't even carry my phone when I went out.

This is a great man.

A solid practice.

God dammit @ghostrek

Second.

When alcohol is involved.

Looks are like 40 percent of getting a woman.

For sure, but he's gotta keep that going. And stop looking for supermodels.

You could have the foundation for a skyscraper but everyone will just wonder why that tin shed is on top of it.

https://www.space.com/uranus-emitting-x-rays-chandra-observations Just so you're aware.

Is this guy racist or wtf was his problem?

Nothing happened quickly in an eight minute response time. All things following now are suspect.

Pretty good thread you got here Pat.

No this guy isn't joking, he's complicit in racism. It's really easy to make racist jokes about white people using no slurs. Totalitarianism is hilarious.

Ahhhhh!