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RainyDayJizz#35

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Everything posted by RainyDayJizz#35

  1. If you practice on I-70 you'll be able to see cops from miles away.
  2. Just date short girls. There's a whole army of women that I have to listen to a bunch of ouch and that hurts. And there are lots of cute short women.
  3. I have heard that someone needs to do it, however. So you could just be talking yourself out of job opportunities here.
  4. "sexy clowns"
  5. Sorry, wrong link.
  6. So that's why my children are dead.
  7. So I don't interact with many people and this decision feels better all the time. My 20's were fun enough. Now I'm just sleepy.
  8. I hope people are telling them lifting weights doesn't fix their personality. If not tell every normal person there to do that.
  9. Shaq and a shitty computer for typing.
  10. *laughs in california*
  11. We'll have the summertime for that. I forgot what era we had a mini ice age, 16 to 18 hundreds. Apparently winter festivals became a big thing.
  12. It's so cute! Shaq liked it too. So ends the era of phone typing.
  13. That sounds like a good use for them, but this was a full bread loaf for work sandwiches. On the third day I was ready to throw it out and buy a loaf of wheat. But like any poor person, I rode it out because I bought the food, dammit.
  14. That shadow looks so dumb it has to be the light and not how they sit.
  15. I'm thinking of getting married to the concept of money.
  16. Weren't you in Omaha? Should I contact my family?
  17. It would not. I got a loaf of Hawaiian bread for work sandwiches once. ONCE.
  18. Didn't the polar vortex show up last year too? I'm starting to wonder how Texans are beginning to feel about climate change.
  19. Fix the tracking!
  20. It got too personal so I got rid of it. It was pretty interesting after that first one was so fun, I kept hitting the button hoping the next word was better but gut checks just kept coming.
  21. I did this with no prompt, that got fucking dark fast.
  22. God damn I'm ready for Chick-fil-a again, I was recently thinking about when the boycott happened I had no idea what this place was. Gay people picked a real battle with Chick-fil-a because this shit is delicious.
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