RainyDayJizz#35

None, I make everyone get the fuck out of the way.

For some of us a blow job lasts more than 30 seconds.

How do you forget something like that? I don't wake up in pants angry I forgot how comfortable sleeping naked is.

What the fuck is a twerk bar? I separated myself from the world but you have disconnected completely. "Come on down to the local women shaking their ass bar." Also known as a club. I can't even imagine aging turning me into something that remotely resembles you. It's like your from another planet populated by poorly programmed robots.

Lol, no caffeine for you too? Or are you one of those people that never messed with coffee?

Biters are eager to please, so depending upon how mentally compatible you feel with her you might get roped. Just be yourself and don't cave in where you don't want to.

He stole the drive thru girl.

The DMV here terrifies me. You need to make an appointment. Lots of people say just show up at seven but it's rare I'm up that early.

Jez is into them, Talisman is pretty fun but the games can get long. Eldritch Horror is pretty cool but I think you need 5 or more people to have a quicker game.. Castles of Mad King Ludwig is quick and fun.

I bring mine to work and waiting rooms.

Wasn't it supposed to be the place in between dimensions?

There was one I kept seeing because the head was fantastic.

You ruined the joke I was going to make goddammit.

I should really explore how to keep Windows 10 from being shitty but I keep listening to the radio quietly.

But it is situated perfectly right now and I never want it to be ruined.

Are you 14 years old?

And here is Nabraniel's example.

I miss hourglasses, but I found it amusing to look at the internet response to Dave Chappelle's specials where I could. He did the same material he did on race with transgendered people and there was disgust. The outrage people have when they're alone in a room is hilarious.

With the biter? Good call. I bet it was probably good.

I don't think it's been above 70 here yet. SoCal4lyfe

Tyrannosaurus Sex is the greatest video I've ever seen and can no longer find. Dinosaur porn is hilariously stupid.

That's the one thing I will always miss about Omaha. The cicadas at night make the best white noise.

They air dropped a few useless bodies on our shift, it needs to be known that we need to be able to get rid of people. And we need to fucking keep the people that are good. One has become halfway decent, but two bad people on our shift is a detriment to how we run. We have an A and B team, and a C and F team. Preferably You want an A with a C, and an F you want gone. There was overtime tonight and that should not have happened. I showed up an hour late so it wasn't much difference to me, but I hoped to be strolling out 2 hours before I did. It's frustrating.