RainyDayJizz#35

There's always someone if you look.

I promiscuously forgot to buy carrots yesterday.

This might sound crazy, but I think sex would work out well for you.

I advise you to remedy that then.

I know, I am quite lovable. It's a fun life. The older I get the happier I am.

If you remember MusketBoned, I should probably apologize.

Be happy yours seems managed at least. Nobody thinks about my department nor realized they are crushing us. Memorial day is a paid holiday, and I will be paid for it. But because the other shift is comprised almost entirely of worthless fucks I have no extra day off this week. I wish I ha zero self-control beca use I'd just go wild with a knife, because stabbing is more satisfying.

If I sleep more than eight hours I'm sick.

I remember you.

Following our president's example I see. It's a sign of good stock.

Sooo. typical or rare? I don't follow his saga. Seems like rare though.

But is that usual? For me this is unusual. If I alternated between three and four twelve hour shifts like other people do I might not mind so much.

This makes you sound fat.

Colorado might be more affordable but the weather is decent most of the year here and it's not too gigantic of a city. Rush hour sucks, but if you're lucky you can avoid it. Try and negotiate a place to stay over the phone or get one of those shitty weekly motels and work fast. Although if you know how to live outside people do it without begging.

I opened up my vacuum sealed package of marijuana and found it smelled like Fruity Pebbles. Yet it was named Zkittles. Smells like it will be fun to burn.

I want to throw bricks at people that deserve it though. Not people that want it. Those people get cinder blocks.

Motherfuck this company. If only it were legal to throw bricks at idiots.

What with all the pictures of people and all.

Is your Company based in Utah or Iran? I showed up to work with two hickeys on my neck a long time ago and I just had to deal with surprised looks. Yes I know I'm too old for hickeys, she was weird and wanted to keep other women away.

Jesus, I would watch porn and think about the last blow job I had to jerk off. My imagination has become useless.

Eh. I usually don't hear it. I fear laziness and concern for more pressing issues will triumph.

That notification sound is loud. If you're looking for an empty box, sure, but those are everywhere.

I don't for the second time in a row, and it's been months since the last paid holiday. Is some bullshit.

If she was dumb nothing of value was lost.

That beat deserved a better rap. The tone fit, but bah.