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Ugh, i finished all my C.E. for this state. Now to get the 24 for Arizona. At lest this state lets you get it all in one day. Arizona splits it all into different sections. Legal, contract, agency, general, and something else that I always forget. Even the online classes make you split it into days.

5 am, no 6 am, nope 7 am, no chance 8 am, not posting anything that shows the internet where and what im doing. 9 am, yeah no.

Same shit right. Both are lizards.

I blocked out the whole day for my cpa. I need a shower and a shave but honestly, he needs to smell my frustration.

Sounds like a Geico comercial, love it.

Discharge

He's going bald and I still have all my hair and that whole "we look nothing alike thing." Other than that, sure.

Twins run on both sides of my family and both sides of my wifes family. I was sweating bullets when she got pregnant. My twin looks and acts nothing like me. I haven't ever heard the low pregnancy equals twins thing. I know the pics of my mom were crazy. She looked like she was carrying a small elephant.

Less than a minute for my twin and three years for my sister.

Eh, it was just a thought that popped into my mind. What about Proactive Hymen.

2 dollar whores

Yeast hole

Is that a real shirt?

Works. Chokeson dick.

Meat harness, whore mouths.

I like it. Carnal Cunts.

Sex toy names should have its own thread. Is Stink Fist a band name? Should be.

I had a telemarketer call me a racist and a few other choice words when I told him I couldn't understand his super thick accent.

Happy birthday dude.

Vaginal thrusts.

Would be a good name for an all female punk band.

It did play, all 2 pixels.

What 1990 flip phone did you film that with?

Their hate doesn't bother me. Being a mod was a job. I've grown a very thick skin for numerous reasons, mod being the least of it. I just think if you take away the zenis and packards all thats left here is the mochis and that one self loathing dude who will never get laid.