crackymckrackin

I have no idea, torture?

My jaw used to hurt but I built up some muscle. Now she says I'm to rough.

Piss off you wanker.

Manditory?

Must be a banker. Screw customers amiright.

I'm so happy I don't have to go to my office unless I want to.

All my irl friends are hanging out with their kids. Gonna be a long slow week. Who wants to ditch their kids and go grab some coffee?

All the storms just left here about an hour or so ago.

My kid moved out last November so I can walk around naked again.

Anyone call the cops?

Was the kid with her?

I had an apocalyptic type dream last week. I was in a gas station and the electricity went out. When it came back on my soda went from a couple dollars up to 7 dollars. Fuel prices jumped up to 6 dollars a gallon. When I left i passed other stations and all the prices were going up. Usually the end of the world type dreams are crazy vivid. Those I can remember. Other dreams not so much.

He's a dick so......yeah?

I passed along your message. Just waiting for a reply.

Pretty much everyone knows I'm married, around here anyway.

She's a made woman.

Never leave home without it.

Thats true but I don't wear it because it gets hooked on everything.

I don't want to lose a finger.

We have to go to a funeral in about 15 minutes. She brought me my wedding ring from the jewelry box to put on. I asked if she was scared of her family. She just smiled. I never wear rings but I guess I will be today.

I do occasionally. I can tell him but I doubt he would show.

You need some cap-n-crunch.

I thought it was about lawyers.

I watched a cartoon once that had a box ghost.