crackymckrackin

Knit one, pearl two.....three......four........oh GOD!!!! Back to knitting.

When do you find time to knit? Multitasker I bet.

No but I know a guy....

Have you tried drugs? I hear heroine stops most pain.

Spc just upgraded the risk this afternoon for north Alabama, Tennessee and northern Georgia. Increased tornado risk and hail threat.

I have no idea, torture?

My jaw used to hurt but I built up some muscle. Now she says I'm to rough.

Piss off you wanker.

Manditory?

Must be a banker. Screw customers amiright.

I'm so happy I don't have to go to my office unless I want to.

All my irl friends are hanging out with their kids. Gonna be a long slow week. Who wants to ditch their kids and go grab some coffee?

All the storms just left here about an hour or so ago.

My kid moved out last November so I can walk around naked again.

Anyone call the cops?

Was the kid with her?

I had an apocalyptic type dream last week. I was in a gas station and the electricity went out. When it came back on my soda went from a couple dollars up to 7 dollars. Fuel prices jumped up to 6 dollars a gallon. When I left i passed other stations and all the prices were going up. Usually the end of the world type dreams are crazy vivid. Those I can remember. Other dreams not so much.

He's a dick so......yeah?

I passed along your message. Just waiting for a reply.

Pretty much everyone knows I'm married, around here anyway.

She's a made woman.

Never leave home without it.

Thats true but I don't wear it because it gets hooked on everything.

I don't want to lose a finger.