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I got a haircut monday. All the salons opened back up here monday.

OH HO HO! IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S A GIRAFFE!

She would find you.

Hey! Where is my giraffes?

This all screams hard pass. She could also be lying and trying to get pregnant to trap some poor bastard. Getting your dick wet just isn't worth either. Tell her to look you up after the kid is a year old.

I got 8

Happy birthday lady. I'm on mobile so I can't post fancy shit like the rest of these squares.

I'm Milarkie.

They could place a feeding tube.....It's the least they could do.

They'll never know.......go ahead and open it.....

Maybe you were playing one those games and weird scienced that shit into the house?

I'm overwhelmed with sadness. I will go drown my sadness with smoked meats.

What if we don't have internet or five dollars?

Collect all the toilet paper.

Yoda was reallllllyyyy into those young padewans.

Could be an earthquake or aliens.

Did you fart?

Smoked ham, none of that sugar cured or pineapple crap.

East as in Missouri, Arkansas, Tennessee, Mississippi and Alabama. Oh yeah and Kentucky for good measure.

I just looked all that up on the spc.gov website. Long track EF 2 and stronger tornadoes are a definite possibility this afternoon. If that area gets any sunshine today it could get pretty bad. Bad enough that they are considering upgrading the risk to extreme. Atm they have two mezoscale discussions, one in Kansas, Missouri, Oklahoma area and one in Texas.

Welcome to the south. That's every other day here.

I didn't see any one mention this yet. Sometimes on real wood, not fake wood, you can take a wet washcloth and put it over the dent, use a clothes iron and run it over it. The steam in some cases can bring the dents right back out. The urethane might still need to be reapplied.

I made $1,800.00 today. It's still not enough to have to deal with customers.

Directions unclear, can't see my phone screen because permanent marker.

You're so full of shit your eyes are brown. Not once had this state, (red state) ran out of weed.