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I made $1,800.00 today. It's still not enough to have to deal with customers.

Directions unclear, can't see my phone screen because permanent marker.

You're so full of shit your eyes are brown. Not once had this state, (red state) ran out of weed.

Happy birthday dude.

All of the above.

Next week they announce the purge.

How fast should I wash this.....TOOOOOOOOOOO FAST!

I would create a new tinychat room and then sit in it all day by myself and play https://youtu.be/Yn-oemgzlEU

"Aliens "!

Blame the dog.....

You should always make eye contact with the person preparing your meal. Not like a glance but like psychotic eye contact. This way they know....they know not to do anything crazy to your food. I would say give them the stink eye, but that's not a strong enough message.

Cleveland is for suckers.

Fg_anus

Get some bedazzled glasses. Maybe some giant Elton John glasses.

My dad has to be restrained after any kind of anesthesia. He gets crazy violent and belligerent. It's more common than you think.

I also stepped on a Lego while barefoot.

I passed one and had to have another removed. Got 4 more hanging out in my right kidney right now just waiting for an invite to the pain party.

Kidney stones.

Domestic girlfriend was worth a watch. It's not entirely non high school but it definitely deals with adult themes. I dubbed it with the alternative name of "A ridiculous series of horrible choices". Golden time was pretty good. I have a few others but I need to look up the names. I'm horrible at remembering names, Japanese or english.

Preferably, yes. I will make an exception for him.

I bet I could fix the toilet after he dumb all over it.

That's not a dig at your appearance. It's a personal preference. I don't want to work around naked people.

I'll pay you to stay dressed.

I wouldn't but as I've said before, this type of thing never happens unless there is a motive or agenda. Even if there isn't, I'm not the guy who's going to give anyone that kind of attention. I prefer the extremely hard to get ladies.

I didn't ask. Didn't really spend enough time there to get a life history or her opinion on sexuality.