ive always been a clumsy person...and I’ve had multiple injuries from the neck up as a child...I was bit by my dog under my left eye, the force of the impact shattered my eye socket, so under the age of 10 I had to have plastic surgery to repair it. I once clotheslined myself not looking where I was running, had this huge bruise...looked like someone tried to hang me. Aaaaaand in fourth/fifth grade I was at my grandmas house playing basket ball and she had a gravel driveway. Well right next to the driveway was this wooden swing set...well I went for a rebound tripped and stumbled on the gravel and bashed my face in the corner of one of the wooden support beams for the swing set...broke my two front perminant teeth...now I have a bridge...yup...my front teeth are fake...fuck it...I don’t care about keeping that secret anymore...