Still Me

:D you wish that were true...but you're just projecting

but they always feel amazing after....

i was offered an apprenticeship to a tattoo artist once...but I got bills...so it's hard to make that leap of faith....but I've always wanted to hurt people for a living...no dress code...I don't have to worry about my language....dream job

look...I found an old picture of when your mother gave birth do you

so then deal...not many of us have jobs we enjoy....

jesus just quit....I don't know exactly why you're unhappy...just second hand info from people who responds....but just fucking leave

its awful

so I get to be just as disappointed as the first time I saw it ....aside from the gratuitous murder of Justin Bieber

see I question that logic...we spend...what like $200 and we have food for awhile

oh man I totally forgot about snack bags....man I love me some white cheddar popcorn

WHAMMMMY

WOOT WOOT

yeah it's gonna be bad...be sure to bring your umbrella...protect yourself from the shit down

thats one of the things I miss about working in a casino....the employee lounge...we had like 10 different stations to choose from...

yes actually

waffle house?

the only time I'm threatened with death is when he's at work and I make a BLT....cause I'm not allowed to make or eat bacon when he isn't here....

now I want some corned beef hash

i make an awesome homemade chicken noodle soup...

oh.....you were saving that.....my bad...

i can't stand Powerade or Gatorade....

except for you...you're still the piece of shit you used to be

im originally from NY and we used to do that....also put a slice of cheese on a hot apple pie slice...but we also used to take grapes, cover them in goat cheese and crushed pistachio....