Still Me

im the girl that orders fries with a martini

i have boobs...and I’ll post em....in hell

so I used to be on her phone plan....but I decided fuck her and I wasn’t gonna let her try to turn off my phone....so I walked into apple and bought a new one on a new plan...but I’m not gonna tell her...so she can keep playing for a phone that I sold back....and she can’t text me either...bye bitch...get fucked with a rusty spike

i did...cause I’m white trash

fuck no...I bought his old car off him...and MY credit bought me MY Kia...they had zero to do with it...

bingo

she....she fucking sent me this...after I got $4000 to get her out of her relationship....then he abandond her on the side of the road...and LB and I were lookin at things we could do to help her....this is what she has to say to me.... I don’t need you to come to get me. I am happy. And the only reason you called me last night was because you thought I was in trouble. The whole “I’m a badass bitch on Facebook “ routine doesn’t work in real life. If you want to think that cutting me off just because I can make my own choices then you are being a far worst bully. Realistically,what could you even possibly do even if you did “leave your job and get me”? Nothing. I don’t owe you anything just because you scraped together a measly $40 and some shelter references. The only time you texted Todd was to send some low rent text to him. And then you embarrassed me by sharing it on FB. Neither myself or him have to live by some made up “moral code” that you yourself may or may not go by. Of course you don’t care about Todd and his family because that’s the thankless person that you are...despite the fact that you lived under his roof for two years,financed a car that you wrecked and still helped you out when you have shit credit to get your Kia. What would you have done? Live with your brother? Your dad? You like to think I have no one but if you think having people that can only talk shit on the internet is “family” go right ahead. Your bullying routine only further emphasizes how common and ordinary your “beliefs” are. You are not a “princess” and the only title you have is on an upside down vehicle. Now if you want to act white trash and share this on FB,knock your self out. But remember,two can play that peasant game. I know that real family and friends will stick around,and not listening to the rantings of a petty little girl. I love you always but I am 52 years old and don’t need someone who doesn’t even have their own life together to bully me into doing their bidding.

sucked.

:D

peanut

youre right...DOWN WITH THE WHITE M&MS....

like say you’re piss drunk and texting and it’s correcting every 3rd word...a bubble should pop up and say “are you drunk?” And when you click ok it just turns on the speaker so you voice text

:D *insert conspiracy theory*

no...oh god no....no it isn’t

...I think I’ve only called customer service once....I go into stores instead

white chocolate isn’t chocolate

i dunno I’ve never found them to be too bad...I’ve never had too much of an issue

oh god I hope so

gotta load up with ibuprofen and Zyrtec D

ive had Verizon for shiiiiiit....15 years

man there is some dude with a truck like that where I live...and I do hate him...I also hate people who ride their Harley at 6am....

and they hand out unwrapped candy

i don’t think it has a point...