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Still Me

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  1. ok that's kinda a fucked up wish...but sure...but you won't be watching it..you'll be living it
  2. eh I'm used to that...
  3. and birds will peck at the bean, miss and peck out your eyes
  4. you can fall in love with the love of your life, but you will never be the love of his
  5. ok but your thirst will never be quenched
  6. i don't need one...I make em all the time
  7. have you never had stuffed shells?...it's cheese....ricotta cheese
  8. im sorry...I have no idea what that is
  9. you will not feel disappointed...everyone around you or anyone who looks at you will be disappointed with you
  10. im thinking about making stuffed shells
  11. you will have all the money in the world and more...but you will die the next day
  12. but it will be on the toilet, with a massive erection
  13. ok but you will be reborn and have no knowledge of your former life
  14. that is untrainable and will devour your face in rage
  15. you can die, but you will carry all your burdens with you to limbo where you will spend the rest of eternity
  16. dont hate the player hate the game
  17. it is a wish...to have a wish...the first one must be paid
  18. ok the world will have a running pace, but you must never stop...not to eat, sleep, or use the bathroom...all must be done whilst running
  19. you can have that wish but you'll have no tongue to speak it...all wishes need to be spoken by the one who wishes for it...
  20. ok...but all the money you earn cannot be spent on you or your family...
  21. what kind of "pace"....like running or jogging?
  22. shit if I had a million dollars I wouldn't be here that's for damn sure
  23. yeah but if a hot chick walks by and gives you a chub you're gonna be walking around like a lil dickacorn
  24. sure but while in your possession it will never turn on
  25. well looking at my father...my hair will migrate from my head to my back....so...I've got that to look forward to...
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