Still Me

dont hate the player hate the game

it is a wish...to have a wish...the first one must be paid

ok the world will have a running pace, but you must never stop...not to eat, sleep, or use the bathroom...all must be done whilst running

you can have that wish but you'll have no tongue to speak it...all wishes need to be spoken by the one who wishes for it...

ok...but all the money you earn cannot be spent on you or your family...

what kind of "pace"....like running or jogging?

shit if I had a million dollars I wouldn't be here that's for damn sure

yeah but if a hot chick walks by and gives you a chub you're gonna be walking around like a lil dickacorn

sure but while in your possession it will never turn on

well looking at my father...my hair will migrate from my head to my back....so...I've got that to look forward to...

whataburger spicy ketchup is the bomb doe

sure but you will forever smell like fish, no matter how hard you scrub

ok...but it will devour anyone who comes near you...family, friends, women....

youll have a snake body instead of legs but you will still have your feet

only while being raped by priests of the Catholic Church

and all the women in the world will want to have sex with you...but you will not have genitals

sure...but it will sprout from your forehead

ok but the sun is going to explode

i love that the next article I saw was "how do girls pee?"

so that I may monkey paw you

so after all the bullshit of her boyfriend abandoning her for 24 hours in Kissimmee fl...she calls me tonight after I left an obscure FB post...going on and on about how she todd are happy now...and they're working on things...so I basically tell her to piss off...and now she's going on and on from some posts I made...Jesus Christ...she's like my 52 year old child... Topic

> > > sorry I've been drinking

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