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no no good at it

yes driven me to despair

happy birthday @duzitickle maybe we can summon you

it is his "single ramen noodle" hand

But your mandatory quarantine was up weeks ago. Though now that I think about it, the confirmation paperwork never made it to my desk...

there's a little red banner about email addresses

I believe in you

I have certainly lived in grander or more memorable threads, however that doesn't diminish the homeliness of this little corner that I've set up shop in.

That will never be ok.

when I was in 5th grade I made it into a spelling bee. they did a practice round and in my anxiety and fixating in the end of the word, this is how I spelled pillow on stage in front of the people. then in the first real round I spelled the wrong vain/vein/vane and got disqualified and I felt bad

yes and we we will raise poor baby cau as our child

Nope I am crying on the inside. But the silver lining is that, yes, Bob is my uncle!

No, also no.

don't want can has?

My social security number was not required to move into this thread and therefore it is outside the purview of the AMA

yeah especially that "pinklemonade" chick and her husband "noon"

rip massage boards

Right here, in this thread. I'm peeing right now.

ye

It cost me a one-post deposit to reserve the space. There was an additional fee - a social fee - in that all the discord ppl bullied me away.

not on the door frame to this thread, no but on the house, probably

AMA about living in this thread

"internet pariah" isn't the same as "celebrity"

Once you make that first bridge and the first set of three houses, you don't really have to do that kind of resource-gathering for building up the town, bridges and houses and stuff just cost bells like olden times

I better wake up to a full thread of real-time commentary