KreiaDidNothingWrong

have you ever used a drill as a butt dildo?

I like the episode where they have to exercise for points to spend them and the only escape is becoming a celebrity

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They want you to stop being a NEET

you're gonna become that guy from fight club

you're right I'm actually a hikikomori from Tokyo

My cat Music Coffee Xanax

Get into Absurdism and the pointlessness of life will never hurt you again

Ants are only tough when they're in large numbers. Sure, they can lift a lot, but they become stupid on their own and just try to run away

Ajit becomes vegetable and is nicknamed Brainlet Pai The internet and the public in general win

Holy fuck, yeah, let's get him to fight the guy in the pic that showed up also cookie probably could too yes

He's still good enough, but good point. I don't keep up with boxing enough though

We should get Mike Tyson a fight against Ajit Pai so that it renders Pai too braindead to hurt The Wired anymore

Yeah that too Although if you live in northern Arizona it's actually not that bad. It's actually green and mountainous because you're basically in Colorado.

Why not move to Arizona? The desert is actually really cool, they have better schools than meme flyover states, and you'll probably be more likely to find a job in IT. If it's that you're specifically looking to move to a red state or something that's a better bet than ND imo.

I have no idea if they have a demand for IT, but didn't the Dakotas boom because of oil? I don't really like states that rely that much on oil tbh. Things go well and then it just collapses again after like 8 years. That will possibly affect your job even if you don't work in that industry, or if you work IT for an oil company.

Why did Karate suck? You should get her into Kyokushin Karate or Muay Thai or a traditional version of Tae Kwon Do or Kickboxing don't blame me if you actually do this and she gets suspended from school or something btw

Diarrhea is

My friends don't keep hardcore BDSM material in their bathrooms. A bathroom isn't a good location for a dungeon.

Identity is a meme. Reinvent yourself every 3 years.

You know what's really fun? Turning simple meals into fun, complex projects with the magic of herbs and spices. It's also a lot cheaper.

There's an idea that wars between States are pretty much over save for rare exceptions and it's mostly going to be operations against insurgencies. The majority of my life has pretty much seen this, aside from Iraq.

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